I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online.
would consumption of twili food have any effect on the bodys natural magic? what would happen if a hyrulean decided to live in the twilight realm for a long time?
Outside of getting a Light Dweller acclimated to the magic and atmosphere of the Twilight Realm? Not really. They’d have to consume a shit ton for it to do anything to them, but that would only happen if the Light Dweller decided to live in the Twilight Realm.
Living in the Twilight Realm would affect the magic of the Light Dweller due to them passively absorbing the magic in the atmosphere, as well as prolonged exposure to the realm in general. They’d probably have increased ability in magic, given how dense the Twilight Realm is with it (moreso than the Light Realm), as well as gain an affinity for Twilight Magic in general. Their appearance wouldn’t change but they would become a little more sensitive to the sun, a trait seen in all Twilight dwellers, so wearing a hood or cloak (or using an umbrella) and eye protection is usually a common part of their wardrobe if they ever go back to the Light Realm again.
so if subrosia is located in the twilight realm, is there some sort of magic protecting hylians who enter it from becoming spirits or link becoming a wolf?
Nope, because there’s really no need for it. The only reason anyone who isn’t native to the Twilight Realm would succumb to the atmosphere is if they don’t have magic themselves, as in their innate magic. The Zonai (who the Twili were before they were banished to the Twilight Realm) were at risk of dying out because the goddesses stripped them of their magic entirely. They had nothing as punishment for their hubris, but luckily for them the inhabitants of the Twilight Realm, including their gods, took merciful pity on them and allowed them to survive, and eventually adapt to the world.
Even still, you won’t become a spirit entering the Twilight Realm. It isn’t some form of afterlife. If you don’t have magic to help acclimate your body to the different atmosphere you’d grow weaker before eventually succumbing to the Twilight. That only got deadlier when, during the Twilight Princess events, Zant took over the realm and corrupted it, and it’s only through the goddesses’ intervention and Link’s destiny as the Chosen Hero that he escaped death and was transformed into a wolf. A Wolf in specific since wolves are considered sacred animals in the Twilight Realm. That wouldn’t happen to anyone else had they been yeeted into the realm at the time.
Now it’s entirely safe for anyone to enter. If anything, to help Light-realmers’ bodies to acclimate to the Twilight Realm faster, they’d have to eat their food.
george lucas in AOTC: and then obi wan jumps out the window to chase after the killer, who was hired by another killer, who was hired by a sith lord, who was assigned to do this by the other sith lord-
audience: isn’t this supposed to be about darth vader?
george lucas:
I think it downplays the fact that the killer hired by a killer hired by a sith lord hired by the other sith lord had sent a robot that sent a bug
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