Silver Tongue
babyhongbin:
“ babyhongbin:
“ you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor
”
one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me
”
Sneak into the army and this won’t.

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

Sneak into the army and this won’t.

triforce-falls:

I just had to

shuttersmiley:
“ beethreefour:
“ frankensteinfanclub:
“ thackarybynx:
“ euthanizeallwhitepeople:
“ majiinboo:
“ frankensteinfanclub:
“ im losing my mind
”
My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like...

shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh

my

god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

That chicken is uncooked AND the potatoes are missing butter and skin. Now, chicken and potatoes ARE good but when cooked properly.

peredhelhathladring:

dylanthescientist:

doctor-choochoo:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue

hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow

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Having a fighter with characters you own is not against antitrust laws. Saying nintedno owns a monopoly on nintendo games is like saying apple owns the monopoly on all the iphones or Nick owns the monopoly on all the avatar episodes.

As for competing titles, do you, as a hardcore sony fanboy, forget about playstation all stars?

oddbagel:
“ jaxtellerhelps:
“ tuckedshirts:
“ pretendersrpa:
“ slippingintoacomabored:
“ traumacomplex:
“ no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
”
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they...

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

Imagine Zsaasz in this universe.

Sister has convinced my mom to take my computer because why the fuck not, this better be a bluff because if it's not fuck my family I'll move in with a friend

scraps-is-busy:

What kind of things can a person say that convinces somebody to take away something somebody else owns? 

Lies. that’s what someone can say to take stuff from someone

saintbennithy:

bagleopard:

Avatar fans are just running all the “Toph is blind” jokes into the ground

but then again i guess that’s the only way she’ll be able to see them

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