Silver Tongue

askfordoodles:

unstoppablyplushjuggernaut:

KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG

GDI KIRK

I bet if the ship was alive, it would be like “GDI not this shit again”

pandoraskingdom:

sushinfood:

collar-fullofchemistry:

justcomingalongfortheride:

takshammy:

zombiegrinder:

Holy shit, this is the greatest

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL

This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.

how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.

Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.

For the U.S people curious about this, that video is blocked here. I found another, not sure if it is same content, but it certainly shows you how insane this woman is.

She cannot cook and repeatedly ignored Ramsays advice. She fired any employee who asked questions AND refused to let waiters/waitresses keep their tips. Waiters/Waitresses basically survive on tips.

spiderkiss:

poppypicklesticks:

maraudere:

Josh Thomas talks about male suicide

I wonder how feminists will react to this

Probably ignore it then go back to making male tears mugs and gifs 

Actually this is a very common idea among feminists

It’s something feminists have been talking about for years it’s called toxic masculinity and it’s one of the common threads among the topic of ‘Patriarchy hurts men too’. If fact the first time I read about toxic masculinity was on a feminist blog.

If you actually read things feminists talk about instead of straw manning them you might know this but OH WELL

I think the point he was trying to make is that there are too many “feminists” who will completely ignore a point whether it is for feminism or against simply because a male said it.

adurot:
“gearholder:
“lapdragons:
“ youremybrandnewday:
“ letsgetfitwithdisney:
“ nosdrinker:
“ baimbaie:
“ captainspensaurus:
“ the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know...

adurot:

gearholder:

lapdragons:

youremybrandnewday:

letsgetfitwithdisney:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Literally everyone.

I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

are you joking

So you’re thinking: ”It can’t be that old”?

Why, you are correct!

It’s even older.

Pretty sure it’s an anime reference…

How can there be people who don’t remember it on this website. It was still popular ten years ago. I could understand if a 10yr old was like “i odn’t get it” but the fact that someone who is the same age as me does not understand makes me think he’s just an uncultured swine.

tsyolin-sounds:

krunkidile:

CARTOON HORSE PROGRAM!!

There really is a god

beckdamisendgame:
“ theyahooanswers:
“ Am I gay?
”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
”
the “emo” phase. It’s the phase where you cannot tell males from females.

beckdamisendgame:

theyahooanswers:

Am I gay?

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

the “emo” phase. It’s the phase where you cannot tell males from females.

spookymodblog:

jontronshat:

dededestpolis:

revengeance:

smallangryman:

revengeance:

novena5:

revengeance:

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

Waterfall

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

in which tumblr discovers compound words

Do you ever feel regret.

mouthwash

Toothbrush

Manhole

carwash

Who is gonna go on a murderous rampage first? Jordan or Aleks?

lovable-java:

sweetguts:

brook:

AAAH

a big friend says hello!!!!!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rosexknight:

THAT LION MEOWED O MY GOD