the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.
The struggle is real.
I can confirm that pants without pockets are the biggest shit ever.
every time I think of woolie in japan, I imagine it like this…
Then he would wear the reptiles skin because it’s green and he gets to skin an animal. And then, looking like a reptile, he would become immune to pats anger.
Alex Hirsch’s Official response:
And the Illuminati’s Response:
Stay classy Alex.Alex Hirsch is now officially Illuminati
And the response:
UN-FUCKING-REAL
What a time to be alive
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i’m a transman.
It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.
Target are honestly doing retail so bloody right
yo imma let you finish but
I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time
yes okay but
girls can do it too
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
fuckin
PLOT
TWIST
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
It also helps when you stop being a little shit like I was
Because damn, I am hot now. Also, I want to punch my past self in the face.
THESE ARE NOT OKAY
READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE
Haha fuck
Omg OMG
The school told her his father picked him up early. She told them his father died years ago.
important psa about buns
We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.
This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:
1. Fill a bowl with warm water.
2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.
3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.
4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.
(source)VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!
Do not bathe your bun!!!!
Holy crow, I did not know this about bunnies. I hope sharing this will help folks. What the heck do these little fellas do when it rains????
Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better
Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.
This is not one of those times
Random fact: You should always slash three tires because four is covered by insurance whereas three is not.
What would happen if a device ran on the tears of a thousand DA users too create the one, the only, Perfect sonic OC?
Oh come on this was funny.
The only perfect sonic OC would be tails who could be considered an OC of the sonic devs. Why tails? Because he can do everything sonic could plus fly, invent and he was immortal… And he was even faster than sonic considering he could always catch up to him.
