GUYS.
IF I WERE TO WATCH A NEW SHOW, WHICH WOULD YOU RECOMMEND. ONLY PICK ONE.
BREAKING BAD OR SUPERNATURAL?
Gravity Falls
I’M ALREADY WATCHING GRAVITY FALLS YOU FUCKNUGGET
My Little Pony
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Legend of Korra?
WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Leverage. It’s about some criminals helping people and it’s really good.
Costume #1 : Wizzro from Zelda (?)
This is very hard to draw, especially the patterns on the cape. But this is the best I can do.
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
“I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it,” is an impulse that speaks to me.
i wanna punch the person who parked that truck
Hey, did you know that most insurance covers slashed tires but only if it’s all four tires? If you only slash three, then the owner has to pay from their own pocket! In related news, those tires look expensive.
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
I can’t believe it’s not Butter!
It’s not a turtle, it’s a tortoise.



