Silver Tongue

spookymodblog:

nightguardmod:

spookymodblog:

conspicuouslad:

spookymodblog:

conspicuouslad:

spookymodblog:

GUYS.

IF I WERE TO WATCH A NEW SHOW, WHICH WOULD YOU RECOMMEND. ONLY PICK ONE.

BREAKING BAD OR SUPERNATURAL?

Gravity Falls

I’M ALREADY WATCHING GRAVITY FALLS YOU FUCKNUGGET

My Little Pony

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Legend of Korra?

WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Leverage. It’s about some criminals helping people and it’s really good.

krudman:

I wrote this stupid joke, couldn’t stop laughing at it, and then drew it. [x]

askscootaloothings:
“Costume #1 : Wizzro from Zelda (?)
This is very hard to draw, especially the patterns on the cape. But this is the best I can do.
”

askscootaloothings:

Costume #1 : Wizzro from Zelda (?)

This is very hard to draw, especially the patterns on the cape. But this is the best I can do.

julystorms:
“ kelsium:
“ datagoddess:
“ This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
”
“I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it,” is an impulse that speaks to me.
”
i wanna punch the person who parked that...

julystorms:

kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

“I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it,” is an impulse that speaks to me.

i wanna punch the person who parked that truck

Hey, did you know that most insurance covers slashed tires but only if it’s all four tires? If you only slash three, then the owner has to pay from their own pocket! In related news, those tires look expensive.

ask-raricow:

Yeah Ah sleep in the buff.  What of it?

You believe in the mythologic gods? This means that you’re really stupid.
INGRIDPETRY

spookymodblog:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

mastermod:

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

I can’t believe it’s not Butter!

It’s not a turtle, it’s a tortoise.

ridiculouscake:
“What is this Dr Seuss- ass flower?
”
BE VERY CAREFUL!
The whos live there

ridiculouscake:

What is this Dr Seuss- ass flower?

BE VERY CAREFUL!
The whos live there