got this snapchat from my friend in japan
fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all
“I choose you! Condom!”
For wen you don’t wanna catch ‘em all
“Sorry kid, but you’re my puppet now!”
did someone say demonically possessed twelve year olds…… I’m here for this……
Take this as a fuckin’ PSA or some shit. I’ve got something to talk to you guys about.
As you know, I’m open for commissions in order to save up money to spend when Dan visits, and to make a cushion for me to start supporting myself with.
Now, idk if you people (not all of you, just a certain group of you) think sending me fake commissions is a good way to boost my confidence or funny or some shit, but it’s fucking not.
And all you people who say “oh, I’ll get back to you tomorrow” and never get back to me, yeah, I’m counting you as fake.
I’ve had over 9 people flip floping around me doing the “back to you tomorrow” dance since I opened my commissions, and I’m sick of it.
I’m not making money off your inability to choose what you fucking want.
I wouldn’t care if you actually got back to me, but most of you now just fucking aren’t and I’m loosing my time and missing out on money I could be making because of it.
That being said, if you contact me about a commission you have to order THE DAY you contact me, or REALLY get back to me the next day or I’ll fucking kick your slot out and you’ll have to re-contact me to get it back.
Do the flip flop too many times?
No commission for you.I’m not going to be your baby sitter and keep messaging you about it either, I’m not going to treat you like spoon-fed babies. I’ll send one message and after that if you don’t at least keep me updated I’ll be done with you.
Need a few days to thing? That’s FINE, just keep me updated, message me about your ideas, don’t just fucking dissapear.
Need time to get your money together? Righty’o! But don’t just never get it together. Tell me when you do, or if you wont be able to. Give me a general time frame, something.
So, my rants over.
Please, if you are actually interested in a commission from me, contact me.
Have a good day.
It’s even worse than leaving behind those shitty fake $10 bills that say crap like “if you believe in god, money will come your way”
Put a playlist on the blog.
#1: A Dying World by Evening star. This was the song that inspired the blog in the first place.
#2: Kingdoms, again by Evening star. This one is just one of my favorites and it fits the blog, at least once I get the story moving along more…
#3: This is a song from the animation ‘Skydance.’
What about Evening Star by Dragonforce?
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
OCTOBER IS NOT A HOLIDAY
THE 31ST OF OCTOBER IS A HOLIDAY
AND IT’S NOT EVEN AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
YOU ETHNOCENTRIC ASSHATS
EVERY DAY IS A HOLIDAY IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN PANTS!
god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok
The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too
But have you seen “Hotel Hell” tho.
There was an elderly couple on there who lost EVERYTHING and he bought them a FREAKING APARTMENT.
The guy has a huge heart, no kidding.
Gordan Ramsey is my favourite person in the entire world
I like that one story with that blind woman cook, where he went all out to describe the tastes and look and what not… that made me cry srsly…
bro parent
Gordan Ramsey is my hero
