Silver Tongue

I hate when people use my characters without permission and completely misrepresent them.

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poetessmlp:
“ blindskywatcher:
“ brasscityreject:
“ dingdongyouarewrong:
“ vanquishedvaliant:
“ splattery:
“ yes children, remember, there is only School. no rest. what does “physical and mental wellbeing” mean
”
what the actual fuck
what is this...

poetessmlp:

blindskywatcher:

brasscityreject:

dingdongyouarewrong:

vanquishedvaliant:

splattery:

yes children, remember, there is only School. no rest. what does “physical and mental wellbeing” mean

what the actual fuck

what is this fixation with productivity holy shit

“No fellow citizen #45465, you may not sit down for a break, you must meet your labour quota for this hour or you will forfeit your productivity ”bonus” pay. Produce and consume, Fellow Citizens!”

strexcorp: believe in a smiling god

Don’t take a nap, do your homework until your poor indoctrinated heart gives out!

how about we cut out the middle man, why dont you just go outside, bite the curb, and wait for the fucking jack boot.

It’s ironic that they encourage ditching a daily nap in the name of productivity. Several studies have shown that taking a nap during the day increases productivity and brain functions. This assignment is messed up.

Productivity is purely subjective. I consider any day in which I even just sketch something a productive day. Schools wouldn’t though. and I would fail this project because I would put the classes that I can’t get away with drawing as unproductive.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
“ THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.
”
That cleaver bastard is going to go places

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

That cleaver bastard is going to go places

I really hate anthro cats with human penises.

jwblogofrandomness:
“dreamofserenity626:
“ officialkeikoandgilly:
“ I’m sorry, is this ice queen joking? Tell me where your frozen, come-to-life, snow man is hiding?
”
She could be right, though! I had half a mind, at one point, to sue Disney for...

jwblogofrandomness:

dreamofserenity626:

officialkeikoandgilly:

I’m sorry, is this ice queen joking? Tell me where your frozen, come-to-life, snow man is hiding?

She could be right, though! I had half a mind, at one point, to sue Disney for ripping off MY life story and turning it into ‘Wreck-it-Ralph’!

You think that’s bad, Pixar stole my life story and turned it into Monsters University!

Disney stole my life story and used it for a bugs life. I was oppressed and started a revolution and fed the oppressor to a giant beast first.

I am pretty sure this is another prank like the microwave charge and the waterproof update. If any of you actually try and bend, you will most likely break your phone.

introspection-luck-and-talent:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Teaches History

I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr.

jestre:

fdsuprema:

jestre:

fdsuprema:

jestre:

monobeartheater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around

You know they severely tax you now if you leave the US, right?

…Pledge your life to a government? Yeah, no. The pledge of allegience is to the flag, not the government. The flag represents what our ancesters fought for, not what our government has become.

“And to the Republic, for which it stands. One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all.”

Why is it necessary to enforce kids to do the pledge? Not like they know any better. They even make you stand if you’re sitting for the pledge.

School is supposed to teach you how to think, not what to think.

Question: If I’m forced to stand, pledging allegiance to a nation’s flag run by the government, who am I really pledging my allegiance to?

To the country. Obviously. Which the country, though being run by a set of three branches of government, consists of much more than said government.

Then why do they never make that more apparent in schools? It’s just a footnote in the scheme of classes.

I was sent to the principles office several times when I was in high school for refusing to stand up for the pledge but never got in trouble because it is my first ammendment right not to do that crap because one: I have the right to have an opinion and voice it about how bad this country is and two: it infringes on my right to have whatever religion I want by having me pledge it under the christian god.

The last gif in your gif folder explains your life.
Why doesn't pris have fins or webbed hands/feet? I don't mean her ears, I mean arm or leg fins. It's always bothered me. And where are her gills?

kindahernyart:

Well, when I first designed the character I needed a guy that had some pretty simple design mostly because this was back when I couldn’t draw humans/humanoids to save my life. So, yeah. I just gave her a trident and some shell based armor and BAM! Instant fish person. The design didn’t evolve that much through the years mostly because I just drew her for fun and the only “audience” that I had were the friends I draw with.

Tho’ I guess I should go on and redesign her a bit before I start on that comic thing. Maybe insensitive the whole fish aspect, I don’t know. I’m not there yet.

In the other hand I did found kind of fun. the idea that people can’t be able to tell she’s a “fish”. I don’t know, just make her angry every time someone calls her a goblin, a frog or someone with a really bad skin condition.

But since I’m here to please you (-snorts-). Here are the fins and gills you asked for.

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