carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.

I had a slightly horrific thought about this scene. If a body doesn’t contain a soul, or entity, or whatever, does that mean it’s dead?
Does this mean
that for a few seconds
Dipper was laying there dead on stage?
The answer is yes. Those few seconds when bill was out and dipper wasn’t in yet he was in fact dead.
Even more horrifying than when Soos technically died and became a zombie.
I haven’t been paying attention to who is and isn’t confirmed. I want it to be a surprise.
THAT FEEL WHEN THE DUCK HUNT DOG HANDS YOU YOUR FUCKING ASS IN SSB. REMEMBER HOW IT MOCKED YOU IN DUCK HUNT? NOW IT CAN BEAT YOU UP FOR BEING A BAD SHOT AS WELL
Oh god… pembrokewkorgi is this real? If this is real… it’s like the first character I’ve approved of in a good while.
It is, and by far the most WTF character in the roster.
Still not as cool as Pac-Man though. :3
And yet I see no sign of ness
site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS
I wonder how many non-English bands never got as famous as they could have been, just because the rest of the world couldn’t understand them.
Conozco cuatro al menos.
Ja, het zal wel. Insgelijks, maat.
Oppa gangnam style
