lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

lizzymodblog:

OH FUCK

OH SHIT

I DID THE ELBOW THING

I DID THE THING WHERE YOU HIT YOUR ELBOW IN THAT ONE PLACE AND IT HURTS LIKE HITLER’S DENTIST

FUCKING SHIT

You hit your funny bone.

THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS

I don’t know, I find it pretty funny.

lizzymodblog:

OH FUCK

OH SHIT

I DID THE ELBOW THING

I DID THE THING WHERE YOU HIT YOUR ELBOW IN THAT ONE PLACE AND IT HURTS LIKE HITLER’S DENTIST

FUCKING SHIT

You hit your funny bone.

sinnohqueen:

ORAS is literally going to be the greatest game in existence because look at this. team magma is so nice and organized and serious right

and then there’s TEAM AQUA

i love pokemon. i love pokemon so much iw ill marry gamefrea K

team aqua is like the moonmoon of evil organizations.

Have you tried not being naked?

I am sick, tired and washing all my cloths. I feel like I deserve to be naked for a day.

Why is it so cold? This is Texas. I should be naked and sweating not naked and curled in a blanket.

fnv:

You just stay here while Daddy runs to his office. http://ift.tt/WL4H2L

This hit me like a nuke.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

According to random ttt lobbies, I sound like Seananners. They never trusted me because of it.

aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

Rough, Through, and Though don’t rhyme but Pony and Bologna do.

superlockedintardis:

kawaiiserket:

bringmeacloud:

meandthedevilblues:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Wtf did I just read

I can’t believe I actually read that whole thing.

I found it again beautiful

IT CAME BACK! the last time i saw this was long long ago