Got my license today. Watch out Chipotle your ass is mine nothing can keep us apart.
I’m pretty sure it’s your ass that will be owned by Chipotle.
there’s literally no way to redeem these two
but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit
Hnng my first true inspiration
Glad to see it back again.
expectation:
reality:
#any zelda fan will tell you that Link is secretly a gigantic dweeb #this is merely proof of that
truer words have never been spoken
I share that headcanon. c:
>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon
#LINK IS THE BIGGEST DWEEB TO EVER DWEEB #IN EVERY INCARNATION #ACTUAL FACT
Link’s awkwardness appreciation post.
It’s so true
Link is my spirit animal
So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
The fuck?
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
I bet the FCC thing wouldn’t pass if senators knew how much their approval ratings would drop because of it.
okay tumblr its time for a guessing game
first cluuueee is something blue
THE TARDIS
ITS NOT THE TARDIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHOVIAN
A clue?
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
Ready?
Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone could start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)
well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?
But notice that it says “re-elect” meaning he’s already taken over the district.
I’ve never seen a cheerleader in real life before. Maybe we just don’t have them here. I don’t really get it: what’s the point of them? To look pretty so the audience has something to look at when the match inevitably gets boring?
It’s away to make flat chested skinny girls make up for it in flexibility.
