sharon-marsh:

bastardfact:

nisuyaka:

What the fuck?

Is it bad that parts of him sounded like a half life 2 zombie?

gentlekieren:

I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

if you change your mind

I’m the first in the line

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

“heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell”

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

Invisible forces that actually work annoy Christians.

lizzymodblog:

what the hell is a prep

People who think their highschool career amounts to something and brag later in life that they were popular in high school.

sassy-gay-justice:

“You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel”

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

The saying that he was referencing was “XXX is so stupid they couldn’t pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel”

It is a legitimate colloquialism that originated in the southern region of the US.

Double standards make me sick.

When a girl makes out with a bunch of girls (and does more) she is called a whore/slut but when I do it, I’m called gay.

thecoopontlc:

Serious Scootaloo: What was that noise?

I did a thing and made a reference

I just realized something….

Chuckies mom died about a year and a half before rugrats takes place.

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

It’s even worse when it they are not in your life because they betrayed you.