I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
Percy isn’t the only dyslexic, you uncultured Erymanthian boar, all halfbloods were. Personality wise, a child of Aphrodite would be the one to say that.
Selina Beauregard maybe.
i was watching an old episode of Sarcasm with Seamus and can we just take a minute to appreciate everything thats going on in this screen cap
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
I lost two followers for this omg
Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.
*rolls 20*
DM: You steal everything, Including the table.
Worst thief ever
Rouge: I’m gonna attempt to steal everything on the table
*rolls a 1*
DM: You drop all your loot on the table by accident and break it. You have to pay for the table and everything on it.
Nothing is more satisfying than seeing people who betrayed you completely lose everything despite you warning them before the betrayal.
offensive joke: nipples
I’m calling the SJW police
it’s okay they’re man nipples
Stupid cis scum automatically assuming that the nipples belong to a cis man, what if it’s a trans?
I hate it when people base a shipping foal’s whole life off their parents.
It’s really annoying, I mean I love shipping foals, they are overall very cute. I hate it though when people base a cutie mark and name off the parents. Say you want to make a FlutterMac foal, that’s fine! Just don’t name it Fluttermac and make it’s cutie mark an apple with a butterfly. That’s generally uncreative and foals can have different destinies then their parents.
- Submitted by doc-and-twister
what kind of idiot would name a foal after the parents ship? I mean, that’s like making snips and applebloom and naming their kid snapple. But if it’s an apple foal, it would make more sense for them to have an apple mark though.
