xxtc-96xx:

yep, pretty trippy XD the scenario where a purple mewtwo is more rare than a shiny

gallusrostromegalus:

bulletinabowtie:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

tanuki-but-with-a-gun-deactivat:

shithead-returns-to-the-woods:

trainer841:

Don’t waste your money buying lottery tickets by life insurance on a logger your odds are better at winning money and it’s tax-free

Guess my choice to go into Forestry was good

This man is on 5 dimensional timewarp chess level

He is wasted as a logger

What episode of Letterkenny is this?

The whole thing is golden but the fucking punchline came straight outta left field and killed me.

did you get a life insurance policy first?

agentt9:

a-flickering-soul:

come to the josh fight we got joshes like

gillie suit josh

josh wick

big josh

og josh

diver josh

josh skywalker

and many many more

atari-x-x:

kougie:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

brb gathering TNT to hold a gender reveal for my 6mm spider

asundergrowth:

So true bestie *touches bulges together*

artofcereal:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

bonesnail:

keiseravendimensjonukjent3:

Water springs out of the Mulberry tree at Dinoša, Montenegro.
For the last two decades, during the spring floods, the water has been running out of this old mulberry tree in a village of Dinoša in Montenegro.

I know everyone’s like “hahaha the tree is peeing” but if I saw that in a fantasy setting, that water is either going to make you immortal, crumble to dust, or age back into a zygote.