themetaisawesome:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

“The cold never bothered me anyway”

If people on tumblr weren’t so lazy, we’d be super villains

Actually, I’m pretty sure at least half of us are in the Evil League of Evil meaning we technically are supervillains.
Also, I wanna make a saw trap where a person is trapped and has to get out before the ice ball on a roller coaster falls in.

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

I want a giant dog.

lamiroirr:

modifiedwh0re:

springwise:

Necklace fake-calls wearers’ mobiles as an excuse to leave uncomfortable situations

Women experience street harassment on a regular basis, but it takes many forms — some subtle and some less so. We’ve already seen Cuff jewelry include a discreet smart rape alarm that can be activated in the case of an actual street attack, but now Guardian Angel is a necklace or bracelet that can trigger a fake call to wearers’ cell phones to give them an excuse to remove themselves from an uncomfortable situation. READ MORE…

Or they could just say you creep me the fuck out and then leave?..

Not everyone can say “leave me alone you freak”. I’m sure women were attacked for saying that.

I want this just so I don’t’ have to talk to my family when they visit. And so I don’t have to talk to people when I go outside.

extradan:

kelpiesnshit:

I’m loving this theme.

holy shit I installed it, its metal as fuck let me tell you what

This is so rad

ask-sleepless-scootaloo:

bunnynuggetz:

miss-mixi:

curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

“what music are you into?”
“i like this! it’s very grown up…”

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

ooooh my goooddd

WWHYYYYYYY???

I’m losing it

It’s very grown up

jotarokujoscap:

animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

I approve of everything Dennys does.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

starwobbles:

friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’

Love and romance are different. Flowers and chocolate are romance but love is just enjoying as much time together as you can and being there for each other when you need it. It’s just like friendship but a little more tolerant.

:

REPEAT AFTER ME.

EU-RO-PE-AN.

I don’t speak dutch!

*Ramen