I drew jitterbugjives firepone about to use a certain brand of soap in the shower.
$100 Custom Silicone Dildo Shopping Spree!!!
How the contest works…
From now until October 1st, any purchase done at my shop will earn you 1 raffle ticket per item sold. Having so many items currently available at $10 or less, It should be easy to rack up a decent amount of tickets quickly. Plus I’ll be trying to cast more of my low cost pieces during the month. On October 1st I’ll be drawing a lucky winner who will get a $100 shopping spree in my Etsy shop, shipping included. I’ll be announcing the winner on tumblr, user gespenst1138, and on my Fetlife account GespenstsGear. This $100 shopping spree must be redeemed before October 15th, and has no cash value. You can find my shop here. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GespenstsFantasyGearFor my tumblr friends I’m doing an additional $25 raffle for those who reblog this contest. So get the word out, and score yourself something nice on me.
32 contestants so far.
33?
Imagine putting real suction cups on hte tentacle one.
OH GOD
OK
YOU KNOW HOW IN ‘87 A KID IN FREDDY’S HAD HIS FRONTAL LOBE BITTEN OFF
SO THAT MEANS HE CAN’T MOVE/PARALYZED
YOU KNOW HOW SOME OLD PEOPLE CANT REALLY THINK WELL BECAUSE WELL THEY ARE OLD AND THEIR BRAIN IS TOO
BITE OF ‘87…
KID BECOMES PARALYZED…
CANT THINK WELL…
GUY ON PHONE HAS TO EXPLAIN THE JOB ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT…
GUY RISKS LIFE FOR 4 DOLLARS AN HOUR…
……YOU CANT MOVE IN YOUR OFFICE……
WAIT!
Does that mean that the reason Foxy runs so fast is because he remembers Mike and wants to finish the job!?
Mario Kart 8 with the Derp Crew in a nutshell
- If Team Race, Tom+GaLm on a team = NO.
- Smarty 99.5% of the time is in last
- If not Smarty then it’s Ze
- Tom wins 90% of the time
- If it’s not Tom then it’s Chilled or GaLm
- Donkey Kong is God
- THAT’S IT.
- moomoo meadows makes up half the race
I went on facebook for the first time since ‘11 and found my stalker tried to send me a friend request.
Can you reblog that one pic of his face? just in case anyone who goes to marietta high or lives near it follows the archive?
I’m gonna save these for later. I may have found a way to contact his dance teacher.
if you get the COC editor... you have as many vaginas as you want on your character.
AnonymousTell me where I can find this editor
im seriously wondering why the doctor hasnt gotten a non human companion in the actual doctor who canon when he have been given constant proof that it would work, ten with arthur, eleven and tricy, and 12 with the unreasonably large t-rex (seriously that thing was godzilla sized not t-rex sized, even female t-rex dont get that big, the biggest they get is probably a 3-4 story building, not as tall as bloody big ben) why not have a long lasting non human companion?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-9_%28Doctor_Who%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frobisher_%28Doctor_Who%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyssa_%28Doctor_Who%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romana_%28Doctor_Who%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adric
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vislor_Turlough
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamelion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Harkness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%27rizz
*eyebrow quirk*
Don’t forget about handles.
