lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

Homophobia is technically not even a phobia. They are not afraid of non straights, htey are just assholes.

I want a plague doctors mask

spacemuffinz:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

i really appreciate how after they cross section the robot all the pieces just fall to the floor. lol. i was not expecting that

jwblogofrandomness:

carterson-the-mortal:

the-goddamazon:

totallynotabadvirus:

I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.

AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.

This is so important.

Every once in awhile DC does something right.

Now if only they made a wonder woman movie.

Nope. You are just blue and yellow and have a fascination with butts. Also, you are part of the wiggles hive mind and I for one welcome our new wiggles overlord.

The ask-wiggles virus has infected extradan.

ultrafacts:

Facts that will make you feel old Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 

For more facts, make sure you follow Ultrafacts

This is why I hate it when tumblr puts random posts on your dash. I don’t wanna see this. I don’t wanna know how old I am.

idioticteen:

fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent

If whoever I marry truly loves me, they will do the same for our kid.

These are animated shorts so you better sing along

And if you don’t do it, I’ll put your head through a wall

So click that like and favourite too

and if you don’t do it well then fuck you

forwardtozion:

knatalie:

#she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #’calypso’ is greek for ‘to conceal to hide’ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath

I’ve been waiting to see Calypso on my dash.