When a blog you used to check regularly starts spamming SJW bullshit.
OH em gee, how dare you use jon that neckbeard cis male who calls people retards.
(I’m joking)
Next time I am still on tumblr and skype, somebody stop me. I found something in my drafts I would rather keep in the drafts.
Fired? From a place where the animatronics are trying to kill you? Doesn't sound bad to me.
Anonymous
Well, that’s ignoring the fact they’ll probably also sue you for damages, because who will believe you got attacked by an animatronic puppet?
Actually, considering they DO have a roam setting, there are records of them being set on roam at night AND they aren’t allowed to roam during the day because the HAVE been proven to be dangerous in roam (the bite of 87) I think there’s a strong case in your favour.
No no. The eyes need more bedroom.My half on an art trade with hoofprint-is-working
Late night rebagel because there’s a short story with it.
How did it end up like this? It was supposed to be a simple con. Just befriend the actor and take some of the money. The ring came out of nowhere and everything after happened so fast.
“Come now, your eyes need more…. You know… You know?” The actor said.
“Yes dear”
It was odd. He could tell his husband was hiding something but he wasn’t sure what.
“A little more to the right! No, my right!”
“Yes dear.”
The red stallion shifted his dress so he could move to the right.
“Perfect. Now just stand there. I want to show you a neat spell.”
“yes dear….”
You walk through the street at night. Suddenly you see a shadowy figure jumping across the rooftops. You hear a scream. ‘THIRTEEN-HUNDRED!’ Then silence.
Can I ask what brought this on? It can’t…
You always look like a huge idiot to me.
Yeah, but everyone looks like an idiot to you. I’m not special.
You walk through the street at night. Suddenly you see a shadowy figure jumping across the rooftops. You hear a scream. ‘THIRTEEN-HUNDRED!’ Then silence.
Can I ask what brought this on? It can’t be a follower count since there is no possible way you could have just reached thirteen hundred so….
Except I did?
No you didn’t
Except I diiid? Why is that outside the realm of possibility?
Because I thought it said thirteen thousand at first and am just saying you didn’t to avoid looking like a huge idiot in front of…
