I should give Silver Tongue a job that uses his talent of persuasion. I was thinking of making him a grifter.
You walk through the street at night. Suddenly you see a shadowy figure jumping across the rooftops. You hear a scream. ‘THIRTEEN-HUNDRED!’ Then silence.
Can I ask what brought this on? It can’t be a follower count since there is no possible way you could have just reached thirteen hundred so….
Except I did?
No you didn’t
Never assume something is obvious.
Never assume something is common sense.
Always assume someone is an idiot.
You walk through the street at night. Suddenly you see a shadowy figure jumping across the rooftops. You hear a scream. ‘THIRTEEN-HUNDRED!’ Then silence.
Can I ask what brought this on? It can’t be a follower count since there is no possible way you could have just reached thirteen hundred so….
I really want every person in the derp crew but chilled to choose moomoo meadows so they can force a cowfecta
It was the first day.
“Sit up straight, smile more.” Show Time hissed, grabbing ahold of Silver’s shoulders and forcing him to sit properly. It was uncomfortable. Thinking back, Silver couldn’t believe it had all happened so fast. He had only met the famous actor the day before, and after only a little back and forth banter, he had been presented with a ring. Silver knew that Show Time had many wives, probably religious, but he hadn’t thought Show Time would marry a stallion. Of course, he hadn’t expected Show Time to be so strict.
“You are my wife.” Show Time repeated for roughly the twentieth time since they did their marriage vows. “I asked you to marry me because I could tell that was your role. Not every stallion is meant to be a husband, sadly. Some are wives. Just like you. Your life duty is to serve your husband.”
“Yes dear.” Silver whimpered softly. Show Time had made it clear earlier that disagreeing with him was bad, and loyal wives were meant to agree.
“Good. You are going to be in charge of cleaning.” Show Time chuckled, pacing back and forth and studying every inch of the other stallion’s body. “You are to follow the strict schedule I have written down. Do all that, and maybe I’ll make some final changes. After all, you’re a wife~"So I made a Changeling, who is an actor. And pretty much spent my time teasing a-random-mod. So as part of an art trade, his OC as a maid/cuntboy.
Very nice.
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
The rule is true. I’ve been set free from a class ten times in one year because of it.
“set free”
We once got set free in junior year because of the sub. We had a sub for a few months because our teacher gave birth and one day the sub forgot to leave any note to let us know we were in the library that day so she was in the library for 45 minutes as one of my classmates got past hte blocker onto netflix and we were watching doctor who. She yelled at us because those of us who signed up for the classes text notifications would know and not a single person in my class signed up.
