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sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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Actually, I thinkit’s that they regenerate into different bodies but each body is still gallifreyan which looks very much human on the outside but has different anatomy on the inside like two hearts and different coloured kidneys.

sirphilliam:

Okay but who else is prepared for the joke comics about Bowser getting child services on his ass

And then bowser jr is dropped off at the mushroom kingdom castle by some lawyers who are getting peach to sign a paper.

wendycorduroy:
“ this is the funniest goddamn joke in gravity falls to me. what is the point. literally what. there is no set up. there is no punchline. he just says “i found it while i was here… practicing” and the footage cuts to mabel filming him...

wendycorduroy:

this is the funniest goddamn joke in gravity falls to me.  what is the point.  literally what.  there is no set up.  there is no punchline.  he just says “i found it while i was here… practicing” and the footage cuts to mabel filming him on the middle of a fucking island playing a tuba that has never previously been mentioned before he shouts “LOOK, A GIANT TOOTH” i am fucking crying about this goddamn cartoon thiS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY THIS IS A GENIUS SHOW WITH GENIUS WRITING AND BETTER JOKES THAN ANYTHING ON TV RIGHT NOW AND I AM LAUGHING AT THIS 12 YEAR OLD PLAYING A RANDOM FUCKING TUBA WITH THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IM GOING TO SHIT THE

Is it bad that I am turned on by my ponysona in pain?

lizzymodblog:

temporalwalker:

thebritishdeer:

lennythereviewer:

rainbow-ashe:

Five Nights at Gravity Falls

WELP

This is officially the biggest coincidence ever

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

no fucking way

HIRSCH. HIIIIIIIIIIIRSCH.

No way this was planned, but that doesn’t make it any less awesome.

I watched the entirety of gravity falls yesterday for the first time. If there’s anything I learned from it, it’s that there are no such things as coincidence.

You ever lie awake at night, staring at the ceiling and think about your life?

I mean, what is it all for? In the end, the world will be destroyed by the sun, eventually the universes energy will be evenly spread throughout itself and it will cause a slingshot effect, causing another big bang and starting the cycle over again. And you reach down into your pants and ask yourself,“Why can’t I have the opposite genitalia right now?”

Really?

REALLY?

How the HELL did he not say “I came in like a wrecking ball” ONCE!

Everyone knows that the more obvious the joke, tho more it needs to be addressed. I mean, they even had him in the wrecking ball pose.

7/10

Missed an obvious joke.

ask-king-sombra:

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Lots of awesome stuff, ahh! Including some inspired by my recent livestreams of Five Nights at Freddy’s, haha. Thank you guys so much and sorry for the delay in posting them! YOU’RE ALL AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH AHHHHhHhhHhhhhHH

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lizzymodblog:

I wonder if anyone out there has succeeded in making a real life Pip Boy. Well, I mean, it’s really just a smartphone that goes on your arm. Some super dedicated Fallout cosplayer has probably managed to make one. But I mean I wanna see one. Wanna have one. Wanna uuuse one.

Why not make a pip boy smartphone case and get the pip boy aesthetics for the phone? (the android aesthetics cost about $10-15 total while iphone is about $20 I think)

batbanananom:

p0kemina:

genderisnotsex:

fictionalfeather:

Okay can I talk about my binder for a sec?

I’m a 34D, so all binders are awkward for me. Small band, large cup. So I never get quite flat, but some lumpy monstrosity with underboob poking out. But this one gets me the closest to flat while being the most comfortable binder I own.

And it looks like a tanktop!! And it was $10!!

It’s got stretchy bits on one side, and a line of bra-like clasps on the other that you can adjust to three different sizes, again like a bra. I didn’t overheat or even really sweat even when wearing it under a shirt in early summer pre-storm humidity. And once you get yourself situated just right, you can’t tell the tank is actually a binder.

Bam. Awesome.

$10.

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Yo, if any of you people ened a binder, this sounds like a good one.