Silver Tongue

So today I watched the entirety of gravity falls online. It is a good series. and I am going to be looking forward to future episodes.

A letter to women

“ You look nice today” is a compliment. Take it.

“ You have a nice rack” is harassment.

Learn the fucking difference.

“  flaming-ducks:
“  thepleasureprinciple:
“  Welp.
”
I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!
” ”
Whenever you have a problem, just do the opposite of what america would do.

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

Whenever you have a problem, just do the opposite of what america would do.

Sometimes I wish I had a vagina.

taco-flavored-kisses:
“plantswithnopants:
“ Judas Priest: Ram it Down
”
Good song. Good queer.
”
Immigrant song by led zepplin.

taco-flavored-kisses:

plantswithnopants:

Judas Priest: Ram it Down

Good song. Good queer.

Immigrant song by led zepplin.

charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

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GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win

I was playing corruption of champions on my phone while my mom was lecturing me on something. So does that count?

The Three Stages of Tumblr
New blogger: The fuck is dis place?
Experienced blogger: This place is great!
Veteran blogger: I fucking hate this dumbass place.
kelbora:
“ I think this is applicable to just about everyone on the planet. Growing up is hard…very hard, and its painful to look back and see just how much sacrifice growing up takes.
Its even harder when you know you were someone else’s...

kelbora:

I think this is applicable to just about everyone on the planet. Growing up is hard…very hard, and its painful to look back and see just how much sacrifice growing up takes.

Its even harder when you know you were someone else’s sacrifice.

My entire reaction while watching gravity falls

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Oh extradan, you’ve gotten so handsome.
(But really, this mobile glitch is a bit annoying.)

Oh extradan, you’ve gotten so handsome.

(But really, this mobile glitch is a bit annoying.)