Fuck yes
Dude, I already have the guts, it’s the legality.
Dude, I have the guts AND legality. The problem is that I don’t know where they live.
I just recently learned that corndogs were imported from Germany and I don’t even know who I am anymore.
Technically, our democracy is roman. The greeks had a direct democracy where people would vote on every little thing but the romans created a representative democracy. Then they voted themselves into an empirical government.
Sweet celestia, you have freckles on your bum.
thesweetadventuresofstrawbe-blog:
Strawberry is dying of freckle overdoce
Note to self: Add more freckles too berry.
Freckles are adorable.
Kelpie said you suggested her fatty ponesona puking bees.
I took the idea and hopefully made it better.
Pffffff, in my head it was more of queen fatty kelpbutt puking bees like an alcoholic while leaning on a wall and puking on the floor while struggling through it
sweet mother marry
Okay, bee lazer sounds like a lazer that turns ponies into bees.
menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:
PEOPLE DIED
102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL
I’m sure they are very chill right now.
You might even say they’re…
ICE COLD.ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Normally I would say this post is a trainwreck but I htink it’s easier to say it’s a shipwreck.
I may have a new phone, but I am sure as hell gonna use my old display. I don’t wanna have to memorize where everything is again and I am comfortable with the way I had it.
those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck
So long, space cowboys
The new roller coaster tycoon looks amazing.
Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.
They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.
They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.
And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.
To the point where many among the sort of person depicted in this episode point out that Lauren Faust later regretted writing the episode. What they conveniently leave out is the fact that it was because of all the death threats she received from that sort of person.
Also, when they were naming the female super heros, they only looked at DC which is a complete sausage fest when compared to Marvel. I mean, seriously.. Marvel has SO many awesome female heroes.
so cute but heartbreaking at the same time
I wonder if he used to play chess with his friend at the same table…
That is my headcanon now. He played chess with an old friend.
