lizzymodblog:

MMMMMMMMM

is macaroni time

But it WILL break my toilet.

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

listoflifehacks:

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ethareal:

lmbwy:

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

we need every single bee on earth

please do this

My guardians of the galaxy post. It has 95k notes which is almost twice as much as the bread post. And it’s already been stolen and put on reddit, twitter and memebase.

lizzymodblog:

icanflipmycurls:

sleepsong-in-the-silence:

panic-at-the-blog:

what

Omfg yes

Eye windchime in haven’t crowd hearing closing god door.

lizzymodblog:

balladoftarby:

robitfricker:

saccharinescorpion:

neyruto:

reddit is so weird…

*points at someone’s figure drawings* what is this, some kind of tumblr social justice bullshit??

Art is the gateway to being a Social Justice Warrior. Or any other class for that matter

Social Justice Sorcerer

Social Justice Barbarian

Social Justice Cleric

would Bob Dylan be a Social Justice Bard?

I wanna be a Social Justice Thief tho

Social justice rogues are the best.

t-o-t-a-l-p-o-s-e-r:

sadariaartz:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

This is why I come here.

This turned out so much better than i initially thought it would