Silver Tongue

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

I want those knives.

Also, a good way to kill someone is to strangle them, stab them, drown them and shoot them.
This will make you look like a serial killer with a motive and that will make all forces look into what sick bastard will do that.
Basically, make the death so brutal that the cops are gonna be too distracted figuring out why.

a-storm-for-every-spring:

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

Halloween is soon I need to think of a good costume along these lines

What about all the superhero costumes with huge padded muscles?

You know the situation is out of control when the two BIGGEST RIVAL gangs work together to try and calm things down.

You know the situation is out of control when the two BIGGEST RIVAL gangs work together to try and calm things down.

joeywaggoner:

ruinedchildhood:

Quality Childrens Programming.

UGH!

I hate it when Tumblr users take scenes from cartoons out of context just to try to get notes or a reaction out of somebody (For some reason this happens with Spongebob a lot).

Squidward’s mom is completely okay. Look there she is in these scenes that take place right after the final gif!

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Okay now for some context. This scene is from the episode “Krusty Towers” in which Mr. Krabs converts the Krusty Krab into a hotel in hopes of making more money. Spongebob and Squidward of course are doing the usual hotel jobs until Squidward can’t take it anymore and quits. He then precedes to come back to take a vacation at the Krusty Towers hotel to screw around with Mr. Krabs, constantly making ridiculous requests (such as redecorating the hotel room several times and making a Krabby Pattie with toe nail clippings). One of these requests is to bring him cookies “Just like Mama used to make.” Mr. Krabs brings him cookies but Squidward isn’t pleased with them because they don’t taste like his mother’s. This exchange then occurs:

Mr. Krabs: “Well then how did your Mama make them?”

Squidward: “How should I know? Ask Mama.”

Mr. Krabs and Spongebob then go to get Squidwards mom in the scene gifed in this post. Now you might be asking “What’s in that bag then?”, the answer is it’s Mr. Krabs laundry. The reason why Mr. Krabs and Spongebob were trying to stuff it in the trunk was so that they could make room so that Squidward’s mom could ride up in the front.

Now as for why Mr. Krabs and Spongebob were wearing those black masks and gloves…I honestly have no idea, maybe Spongebob and Mr. Krabs are just crazy (Cartoon logic!). 

Tumblr users, please do your research and please stop taking scenes from cartoons out of context just to try to get notes or a reaction out of somebody!

They were wearing black masks for the sake of the gag. THey were TRYING to makeit seem like they stuffed mrs. Tentacles in the trunk only to reveal she was a live. It was all for a joke.

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for August 19th!

Wow, another alternate costume…and the first confirmed new one for a veteran!

Hey wait a minute, that’s another confirmed returning stage down there! :D

Wait, did they just fire shots at ubisof in the first pic?

Because of anon, I wanna draw AG TONGU3 agian

Your tongue isn't silver it's pink you dope.
Anonymous

I did the math.

The security guard who works the nightshift at freddy fazbears pizza makes about $3.33 an hour…

clientsfromhell:

You know what’s really great to come across when looking for a pen in the desk of a client whose computer you’re doing IT work on?  A handgun.

Handgun =/= Crazy person

When I have a family and kids, I’m gonna get a concealed handgun license because I won’t let anyone hurt them.

A GF was so salty once because I was a witch and found out he was GF because I made the inv look at him and the GF actually REPORTED me for selling out the maf despite me being a witch. It was beautiful. There was enough salt to make snails go extinct.

town-of-salem:

Without trying to sound harsh, they were perfectly in the right.

The Witch is a Neutral Evil, meaning she’s anti-town and should be played as such. You find a mafia member? Team up with them, you win with them after all. They’re your best bet for allies. You find the SK? GG, you can control them and piss them off, but at least it’ll keep them away from you and your Mafia buddies! Just hope no lookout decides to visit them too…

Your best bet would be to find a protective role (Doctor or BG) and use them to protect yourself or a vulnerable member of the Mafia.

Teaming up with town, while good for cover, should be done with caution and with your goal kept in mind as, ultimately, your win conditions involve seeing the town die.

This is a very common mistake most Newbies make - hell, I even remember doing it myself!

~A~

Well, I knew the SK as well but I couldn’t have the GF killed at night because of the night immunity. I was planning on winning with he SK, but I had to have the GF lynched first.