Silver Tongue
Boyfriends length?

rosexknight:

So I don’t know his exact length. Never exactly measured. But like…ya know a King Size Snickers Bar? About that. Maybe a little longer.

You win this round.

I used to play Pokemon versus in Ruby in Sapphire. (I was really good too. Just using whatever I liked. I had a tentacruel.) But, I got out of competitive when all opponents just decided to turn of their consoles instead of lose gracefully.

Last pokemon gaem that came out that I enjoyed was Heart gold but probably because of the nostalgia since johto was my first region. That’s not gonna stop me from getting omega sapphire though, because I never got a chance to play hoenn.

As far as I know Shuckle is considered RU (Rarely Used (the second lowest tier)) by Smogon. Not that that matters, as Smogon has no say whatsoever in the way Nintendo hosts official tourneys. They only create centralized metagames and people complaining about certain Pokémon being "too OP", because they can't comfortably play around 'em. Wimps.

I get a little mad when people do serious battles that are like “Only these types at these levels and these kinds of moves” because it takes the fun out of it.

EV and IV trainsers, in my opinion, ruin the games because teh game is about having fun and I kind of get attatched to my pokemon. I win by spamming yawn, wish and metrenome because togetic is my absolute favourite pokemon. 

I actually owned this guy who was bragging about his “unbeatable team” because I got lucky with metrenome. 

It was funny.

putuksstuff:
“agelessdream:
“ theworangetraveler:
“ bulbalang:
“ Sums up pokemon world championships lol
”
i was gonna complain over the all the “rule purists” (thought i DO hate Mega Kangaskhan) … but then i saw the last Pokemon… DOES ANYONE HAVE...

putuksstuff:

agelessdream:

theworangetraveler:

bulbalang:

Sums up pokemon world championships lol

i was gonna complain over the all the “rule purists” (thought i DO hate Mega Kangaskhan) … but then i saw the last Pokemon… DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK TO THE MATCH?

Here is the match

OP is wrong.

Tiers are unofficial. Each of the above are in the same “tier” according to Nintendos tourney format (VGC). The only things banned are certain legendarys.

Anyhow, I really hope this event will be a lession to the entire competitive community: use your favorite and make it WORK! Don’t use things only because all the online guides say it’s good. Play the goddamn way you LIKE to!

Are shuckles banned? Because the highest damage that can be inflicted is nearly 500 mil. and is done by a shuckle.

azula-griffon:

I love flying in the morning

Birb is flying?
It’S A MIRACLE!

I wanna write a fanfiction about Cheryl meeting Martha.

toes timey have a "toy" that is in the likeness of a dalek? I mean, you can see how "fun" they could be, right?

jitterbugjive:

His universe doesn’t have daleks or time lords

But he does have this!

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8D close enough

I actually kind of want one of those. What is it called?

I am not sure who likes bees more. ask-albino-pie or kelpiesnshit.

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

also Timey is a perverted dumbass.

holy shit I never expected sketches to get this many notes what just happened

New character is a funny perv. That’s what happened. People wanna see more of him.

GUYS! i JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA!

3d printers that make the designs out of gummy candy.