clientsfromhell:
A client of ours was sharing one of our latest productions with their team leaders. The video was a huge success, and everyone had great things to say— except for one team leader who had an issue with a line in the piece.
In the video, an interviewee says, “We are giving kids a shot at the American Dream!”
Client: I just don’t like that like. It’s so violent— a shot at the American Dream? I am against guns, and when I heard that line, it just made me recoil due to the poor word choice.
Me: Don’t guns recoil?
The didn’t client seemed loaded so the designer really dodged a bullet if he was fired.
You need to get better hair care products. your hair looked like a mess.
Anonymous
samrosemodblog:
Now, this I do agree with.
But as I was raised as a boy, I was never really taught how to properly take care of my hair. Heck, my mother keeps just telling me “Just shave it all off and keep your hair short” even though I want it long.
So I wash it with shampoo and conditioner and I brush it almost daily, but the humidity and heat of Florida keeps it puffy and tangled and I haven’t been to a hair-stylist in a while to get the split-ends cut off =w=
I do want to have it treated properly though, so that it’s actually well maintained long hair, just I guess I need a feminine touch to it to teach me.
Oh, I know htis one! Buy some decently priced hair care products that are intended for females. Not ones that are too expensive but don’t get the cheap crap. When washing, make sure you wash it VERY well. You shouldn’t be able to see your hair colour through the suds. Make sure you sue shampoo first and then conditioner. Rinse shampoo out completely before using conditioner. Then rinse the conditioner out completely after washing. When drying, use a hair dryer, a standard hair brush AND a thin comb. Your hair will be so soft after a few weeks.
paragonikathryn:
falstafff:
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius
Mother of god.
Of course, probability can’t be 100% or 0% so you would probability be able to make it at most 90% or at least 10%.
mlpartconfessions:
They have a special place in my heart.
Factory Scoots, Milfaloo, Guy Scoots, hell, even my scoots, Scootarooster, has a jacket.
I just love scoots in jackets.
- Submitted by a-random-mod
All scootaloos need jackets
youscofield:
anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Your caption killed me
Alright, this guy is a huge asshole. I am sure everyone knows this. Whenever someone’s like “Oh you just hate him because the internet hates him” I’m gonna show them the list of shit he’s done like:
Have his bodygaurds carry him across the great wall of china
Kick out many people from an expensive resturant that takes months to make a reservation
fake an asthma attack to send his babysitter into a panic
Bribe paramedics.
Insult Leo and Bloom (he deserved to be punched by one of them)
and now this.
I mean, it’s actually scary to see someone in this mindset.But i’m pretty sure if he hit someone while speeding, the laws would still apply.
Anywho, can someone please put this fucker in jail?
I have friends who tell me when I’m wrong.
Friends who point out my flaws.
Friends who understand and respect that some of my opinions and beliefs are different than my own.
I have friends who Tell me when I’m being insensitive and let me know why they are mad at me when they are.
I have friends who will help me hide the body of the person who hurt one of us
Friends who tell me to stop when I go too far and friends who stop when I let them know they are going to far.
I have true friends who tell me these things so I can become a better person.
And though we may seem like we are assholes who will rip out anyone throat at any moment, we know that those people we lynch hurt one of us at some point.
maxeth:
southpauz:
August 13th was officially the 10th year anniversary of Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, so I felt like it was time to do some fanart.
So here’s 18 year-old Mac picking up Bloo after school to hang out.
10TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY???
I wanna imagine that being 13, bloo would be in his rebellious phase.
Guardians of the galaxy was so good.
a-random-mod:
On my way to the theater to see guardians of the galaxy with icydafox.
Oh my fuck it was a great movie. I am really glad that Tumblr didn’t spoil any of it. I mean, I would have thought I had seen major spoilers on Tumblr but all I saw was “I am groot”
In respect to those who have not seen it, I will not post any spoilers.
