Silver Tongue
lambs-lie:
“ How dare you.
”
how dare I? you said “shade if grey” so you shoud have expected it.

lambs-lie:

How dare you.

how dare I? you said “shade if grey” so you shoud have expected it.

just-nide:

super100miki:

officialplanetmars:

this is legitimately one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i dont know how my sense of humor turned into this

This is perfect.

I’m actually crying from laughter right now

It’s actually such an accurate parallel that it’s scary.

inkwellaa:
“ Muniversal is giving TriHorn… well, one of THOSE days. She’s stolen his cock and is using it to cock-slap innocent citizens all over town! But don’t worry, she gave him replacement neeners to keep his- her… hir? crotch warm in the...

inkwellaa:

Muniversal is giving TriHorn… well, one of THOSE days. She’s stolen his cock and is using it to cock-slap innocent citizens all over town! But don’t worry, she gave him replacement neeners to keep his- her… hir? crotch warm in the meantime. ^^

Commissioned by Sanmer!

i am confused by this pic. cn you use two colours thi explan wht belong to who?

So ether it was last night or the night before you mentioned in an answer I read patch Adams was somehow offensive to the people it was based on I meant to ask how but never got around to it sorry

jitterbugjive:

You know the female love interest in the movie?

It is true, Adams had a friend who was murdered.

Except that friend was a male, and a very real person with his own life.

But nah, let’s replace a real person who died in a tragic way with a shitty female love interest with a tragic rape backstory.

That is really really awful.

they also make patch a complete clown. I mean, there IS evidence that his methods work but it’s more than giving an elder w gun in the middle if the night and throwing balloon animals at him.

zeroyalviking:

globbingoblin:

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

YES

Or the first card they read is absolutely hilarious and they choose it right away. Then my insides are fueled with rage saying “READ MY FUCKING CARD”

yes because somehow lifetime presents gotta go fast, the story of viin diesel is more funny than advice of a wise ol black nan, a storyof morgan freemans voice.

it should say “suck my dicks” because sharks have two penises

it should say “suck my dicks” because sharks have two penises

jitterbugjive:

Think what you want of me but the subject of suicide, especially when it’s blatant on-line suicide notes filled with a bunch of bullshit selfishness, is something that will almost always be met by me with a cold shoulder.

It’s not because I don’t care, it’s because I’m tired of letting myself get hurt.

I see people who commit suicide as a murderer and a murder victim at the same time.

I am not putting this on my shoulders because I did all I could, and right now, I’m only disappointed.

How can people be so insensitive about suicide that they fake it to get attention? I mean, ESPECIALLY after we all lost a great man yesterday because he took his own life. I may be athiest, but I can say without any qualms that anyone who uses suicide as a means to gain attention has a special place waiting for them in ever hell/ fields of punishment/ tartarus in every religion.

I feel bad about bringing up Robin Williams in this but it is the most impacting and recent example of WHY suicide should be taken seriously because everyone loved misses him.

icydafox:
“I’ma boop you!
”
Thanks.

icydafox:

I’ma boop you!

Thanks.

laughhard:
“ In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
”
Bomb it to find a staircase with a heart container piece.

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

Bomb it to find a staircase with a heart container piece.