any tips for a man like me, how to keep your bacon from assaulting your face with oil from distance?
Punch it.
Hypothetical Science Situation:
You have to pee, and the bathroom is right across the hall, but you can hear your mom vacuuming in the living room. There’s a chance that if she sees or hears you leave your room, she’ll ask you to help.
What do you do? Are you willing to risk it?
Depends, is this a flat we’re talking about or a two story? ‘Cause that makes a difference.
It’s your house, you tell me!
As a REAL science person, I need ALL variables to come to a decent solution.
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
I think about this post a lot
- BUY MUSTARD
- PUT IN THE FRIDGE
- ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCHSIA DID IT GO
Get your ass cheeks roasted toasted today
judging by her face, i bet being that close to the sun gets her a bit heated.
High minimum wage will mean more jobs will open, why? Because with affordable fucking living from ONE job people don't need two or three, thus more jobs thus more people getting hired thus a more stable freaking economy
AnonymousNegative. Higher minimum wage means more money the company is having to pay each worker. Therefore less money for the company therefore more lay-offs and cut hours. If you think about it, it’s a fantastic concept but in the long run it may not even make that much of a difference.
See, let’s say they raise minimum wage to $12 an hour. Now I know that’s lower than what they want to raise it to but hear me out. So minimum wage is $12 an hour instead of like the average $7. That’s a $5 pay increase. Great right? Totally! You’d be getting $360 for a 30-hour week (if youre lucky enough to get those) instead of the usual $210. So that’s an extra $150 you’re making. Awesome!
Now, let’s say a company has 15 employees in one store. Odds are, they are not making higher than what minimum wage will be raised to. So let’s say that the general manager of the store stays on salary (since they’re usually on that) and the other 14 employees are making $12 an hour now. That’s $168 AN HOUR that the company is paying now FOR ONE STORE. That is great for us, but that’s a $98 an hour difference for the company. If everyone in the store works 10 hours a week, that’s $1680 a week the company is paying the employees.
If the company has 1000 stores, paying each store $1680 a week rather than $980 a week, that’s a BIG DIFFERENCE for the company. What happens if sales suck? Hours and lay-offs happen. Yes this will free up jobs but then companies are going to be more cautious about who they hire. You think they’ll take ANY kid off the street for $12 an hour? No! They’re gonna wanna see work experience, and if you don’t have it you’re gonna be screwed.
You gotta look at it from the company’s point of view…
They wiill only hire people with a bunch of experience nut the way to get experience is to have a job. It’s a vicious cycle.
That’s right! I’m holding a mini-contest!
So, we all know that there are some bad Pony OC’s out there. But which is the WORST? Well I’m here to figure that out! Do YOU have a bad OC? Can you make one in a week’s time? Well this contest is for you! Read below for more information!
Contest Info:
- This is a contest to see which of my followers has the worst OC.
- I will judge the OC’s based on appearance, personality, background, etc. and choose which I believe to be the worst.
- The three worst OC’s will receive a free ref sheet for the OC! So that it’s so-bad-its-good legend will be immortalized.
- Please note that this contest is JUST FOR FUN and should in no way be taken seriously. I’m not trying to be mean. I just know how much fun it is to cut loose and not have to worry about your character’s quality every now and then.
Rules:
- You MUST be following me to win. I will be checking.
- Enter by reblogging this post with a picture of your bad OC along with a short bio explaining their personality, powers, background, etc. Nothing huge, just a quip so I know something about the character.
- You MUST reblog WITH A PICTURE! It can be your own art, a friend’s, pony creator, it doesn’t matter. If you don’t have a picture with your character then you will not be judged.
- The OC you submit MUST belong to you. I don’t care HOW bad they are, stealing an OC is never cool.
- HAVE FUN! Because after all, this is what it’s for!
The contest will end Thursday, August 14th at midnight. On Friday, August 15th I will be announcing the winners and streaming their art.
Happy creating!
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His name is silver tongue.
His talent is the ability to talk ponies and crowds into doing what he wants.
He comes ftom a highly respected noble family but ran offf to live in a small town. He can get anyone to do anything and holds honesty as hos highest value to the point where he could be the element. Being noble, he is super rich and plays poker with fancy pants and Bleu blood on fridays. He is one suave mofo who could win even the princesses hearts.
