Silver Tongue

I’m gonna have surgery

rosexknight:

twizz-doodles:

everything i draw is too adorable

im gonna decapitate one of my ocs or something later

I feel your pain. We should do a collab of our OC’s stabbing each other or something…

Can I join in?
What’s that word meaning on the outside they are suave and classy but are murderous psychos oon the inside?

tsunglasses:

shinobifornicationcelebration:

tsunglasses:

People who like NSFW posts but don’t reblog them

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Uh hey
false-verisimilitude
, I came out here to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now

When are people gonna stop adding trash like this onto my already terrible shitposts?

Wow rhude. They just wanted a good time. They must feel so attack right now.

rosexknight:
“carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
“ witchlingfumbles:
“ boazpriestly:
“ thezulla:
“ leadingtone:
“ On the importance of a teddy bear…
(by Begemott)
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i will reblog this every time.
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But what if the teddy bear is the nightmare and the creature...

rosexknight:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

witchlingfumbles:

boazpriestly:

thezulla:

leadingtone:

On the importance of a teddy bear…

(by Begemott)

i will reblog this every time.

But what if the teddy bear is the nightmare and the creature is the protector?

It is a little-known fact that teddy bears crave and feed on the dreams of young children. It is little-known, of course, because the bears are so soft and cuddly that they convince the young children that they need them. For a while, the bear will feed on the bad dreams, leaving the child with nothing but the sweetest of dreams. But the good dreams taste better and feed them more, so eventually the teddy bear will start feeding on those, and the child will have nightmares every night. And, because the teddy bear so thoroughly convinces the child that the bear is necessary for the good dreams, they will keep sleeping with it, hoping for its magic to work again.

But the mind of a child is so rich and imaginative that it creates the means to its salvation. The monster under the bed rises, in the end, to vanquish the bear. Some nights it rises before the first nightmare night. Other times, it is at the last moment, and rises only when the bear means to suck dry every last dream and imagination in the child’s mind.

Tonight is the former. This monster was sent out in time to save its child from a single bad dream. And despite the teddy bear’s sword, the monster is fierce and devours it in a single gulp.

It is about to leave when it hears confused, wordless mumbles. The monster looks down and sees its child is awake, and looking up at it. Sleep has not faded so much that the child doesn’t scream, just asks in a sweet voice what the monster is doing there.

The monster, like the teddy bear, can’t speak. Instead it picks up the water by the bedside, hands its child the glass. Still confused, the child takes it. When the child drinks its fill and hands it back, the monster tucks it in with gentle claws.

The child murmurs a thanks and falls asleep again. And the monster leaves, satisfied that it has left its child with less fear rather than more.

holy shit that was beautiful

Stop making me feel this early in the morning!!

extradan:

a-random-mod:

princemetalthunder:

miss-jessiie:

extradan:

kelpiesnshit:

Oh my god he is still fucking messaging me.

I got five more fucking fan mails while I was sleeping, god, when will he just fucking go awayyyyyy

I’m so fucking tired, I wish he would just get it through is dense…

So is he the kind of person who befriends famous artists to try and get free art?

Yeah, he was a very begging person, and he’d attach to popular artists because they’d be chill with him and tolerate him more than other people and that was an advantage he used to befriends with them.

on his birthday was all like

“Ohhh if only someone made my art on my birthdayyyy”

“its a shame that no one made me art on my birthday”

“I just came home, and still no art”

“my birthday is complete ruined, no art.”

“heyy! I am blaz! it is my birthday! I am lock and load for art!”

“Nice art you got there! it is also my birthday!”

He once went to my girlfriend and he was all like “I was about to buy you a game on steam and I’d like to ask you what game do yo-OH WHOOPS YOU DIDNT MAKE ME A GIFT ON MY BIRTHDAY LOLOLOL XOXOXOXXOXOO BYE LMAO XD”

Wow what an ass. People are not obligated to give someone something on their birthday. Especially if they are already busy making something for someone who payed money or an update m.

princemetalthunder:

miss-jessiie:

extradan:

kelpiesnshit:

Oh my god he is still fucking messaging me.

I got five more fucking fan mails while I was sleeping, god, when will he just fucking go awayyyyyy

I’m so fucking tired, I wish he would just get it through is dense…

So is he the kind of person who befriends famous artists to try and get free art?

lokisactualbutt:
“ itsjustakaikai:
“ lokisactualbutt:
“ woodmeat:
“ bxtchpleaase:
“ r-re:
“ Wow
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The guy in the back looks confused too
”
homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb
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THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????
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“Twins...

lokisactualbutt:

itsjustakaikai:

lokisactualbutt:

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????

“Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”

Thank you science side of tumblr

also do u realise how rare this is omg

One in a million? But when there’s billions of people on the planet, there are thousands of them… not so special.

My chest tube is so itchy.

Good, sorry, I kinda panicked a bit when I first found out

well, I probably wont be able to make it to your party.

sorry.

God damn, soul eater has great animation.