A samurai sword that im looking at that is in display at the museum
my math book HELL A
My mp3 player USB cord.
Imma strangle these mothafukahs.
A blanket.
… QUICK, ACT LIKE A GHOST WITH THAT ON!
a cat toy…well, at least it’s a long cat toy!My boyfriend
A disco lamp. (A big one that can be used as a staff.)
A paper crafty of tatl. Ima beat this hoard with the sassiest companion in hyrule history.
JonTron is a comedian who makes fun of games online. He has a fanbase that rivals the most popular of YouTubers, and up until today very few people had anything negative to say about him.
At some point today, he used the word “retarded” to describe a PS4, and everything went to hell. If you asked Tumblr or Twitter, you’d have thought that the guy burned an orphanage to the ground.
Now here’s the deal: When you’re that famous, nothing gets past your fans. You can’t say “retarded” to describe anything or anyone (no one should, really). So JonTron made a mistake here and used an offensive word in passing to describe something frustrating.
And the internet exploded.
I want everyone to know that I’m not “siding” with JonTron here, because I’m not a fucking 12-year-old who “takes sides.” He made a mistake and didn’t publicly apologize for it, and that can be frustrating. However, how did all of this blow out of proportion anyway?
It goes back to the bizarre mentality of ganging up on people via the internet, hashtag hate, and clicktivism. JonTron is well-known and made a mistake, and it’s easier for us to blindly attack as a group than to attack as individuals. Countless studies have shown that human beings want to feel as if they belong, especially people who don’t normally feel like they belong anywhere (which is a majority of people of Tumblr). So they will join internet crusades in sorry attempts to take down YouTube celebrities because, you know, it’s a bandwagon that they can feel high and mighty while a part of.
I think that a large majority of social justice warriors suffer from the mentality of “I need to feel like I belong.” It’s why they knock so many innocent people down in awful ways while simultaneously boosting other lonely, desperate people up.
In reality, however, this whole “attack on JonTron” did nothing but prove how ridiculous hashtag hate and clicktivism really is. People have been reblogging things like “I hope JonTron gets shipped up to Israel and gets blown up by a missile”, which is infinitely more offensive than JonTron’s original slip-up.
Why is it that responses and threats to people who have offended you are allowed to be more violent and offensive than the remark made by the person you’re attacking?
I can’t believe that I need to say this, but there are so many worse things happening in the world than an internet celebrity calling a video game system retarded.
To close, let me just show all of you clicktivists how you look to the rest of the world:
Way to save the world, guys.
I love everything about this
As a disabilities rights activist, caregiver, and autistic woman myself I have to say a couple of things:
First and foremost retarded is definitely a slur and very personal to many in the community. That said it’s a word and most who use it don’t mean harm, they use it out of ignorance not malice. When you blindly attack like many do you aren’t helping anyone. All you are doing is confusing people and causing more division between neurotypicals and non-neurotypicals.
Okay, I’m no fan of game grumps and frankly, I find jon tron to be overrated but I hate idiots who have to make everything so politically correct that it takes away the true meaning of whatever it means.
Retard comes from the french verb retarder, which means to slow down.
Retard in english means slowing down or holding back development/progress such as fire retardant retarding fire or stopping the fires progress.
The PS 4 AND the Xbone ARE retarded in that they are slowing down the progress of videogames by focusing more on making it like television. As a console, they are holding back videoggame development and are therefore retarded with retarded being the right term.
Does anyone remember that Smurfs story where a civil war broke out because they couldn’t agree on what syllable in the word “corkscrew” they should turn into “smurf”?
No….
How do you even remember that?
Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed
BRUH
Woah.
“And that’s why I have job security”
Well played.ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk man wow this is so great
This was such a fun little segment from “I Know That Voice!”
“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”
That part cracks me the fuck up.
from the last episode of Two Best Friends Play: Dark Souls II.
I know it’s not exact but it’s still what happened.
Anywho, I think plague should animate that moment.
How many ponies are there with a red coat, brown mane and green eyes? Apparently it’s pretty common.
So the trials of skyward sword…. They are basically the tears of light from twilight princess, but done better. I mean, this one is a race against the clock and I had a mini heart attack as some awakening water came out of nowhere.
I feel like I channeled the spirit of pizza-omelette, the father of Behind-the-GIFs, with this one. Papa, how’d I do? :’)
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I CANT T BELIEV
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO FUDN THIS
ALSO THEYRE USING THE FLEXIBLE FUNDING PROGRAM WHICH IS A BIG NONO
USUSALLY KICKSTARTERS HAVE A SET GOAL, IN THIS CASE 17 000$ AND IF THEY DONT REACH THIS GOAL AND ARENT ABLE TO FUND THE EVENT,THEN ALL THE MONEY WOULD BE RETURNED TO THE BACKERS WHO MADE A PLEDGE
BUT WITH FLEXFUNDING, THEY GET TO KEEP HOWEVER MUCH THEY MAKE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT IS
SO LETS SAY THAT THEY MIRACULOUSLY REACH ABOUT 15 000$
THEY COULD EASILY SAY ‘WELL ITS NOT 17 000$ SO WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FUND DASHCON, SO IT’S OFF’
BUT THEY STILL GET TO KEEP THAT MONEY AND DO WHATEVER THEYD LIKE WITH IT
DO NOT FUND THIS
This is not us.
I repeat, THIS IS NOT US.
To quote the OP, DO NOT FUND THIS.
Running a funding campaign is not something we’re currently doing, nor do we intend to in the future. We don’t know who is responsible for that Indiegogo campaign, but we will be contacting them today in regards to the fraudulent nature of such a campaign, as it’s not connected to the advertised event in any way.
Furthermore, we have not disappeared. We’re simply taking the time to clean up the significant damage done a few weeks ago. There are a lot of changes being made, but those take time. In fact, this process is far more time consuming that any of our projected timelines would accommodate. However, these are things that must get done. So, we ask once again, please bear with us while we, the remaining staff, do what we can to fix an otherwise dismal situation.
That said, this sort of blatant fraud needed to be addressed and be addressed immediately. Apologies if anyone believed, even briefly, that this was connected to us in any way. Once again, THIS IS NOT US.
DO NOT FUND THIS.Please signal boost so no one falls victim to this scam.
Thank you for your time.
So you don’t like it when other people run a scam to get 17K?
