So about ghirahim…. I ilke that he seems insane but his fighting is very not what one would expect from someone like him. I mean, if he was calm and collected, like an evil mastermind who eventually shows his insanity, then that would be fine, but he is insane from the start. I was expecting something more like zant outside of hyrule castle. So that’s three characters who I dislike from this game.
I love this
“you come here often?”
“DWARVEN CRAAAFTS”“hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-”
“FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF”
“hey let me buy you a drin-”
“LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?”
“hey gorgeous-”
“I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!”
“hey beauti-”
“SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE””are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”
Phi is worse than navi.
With navi it’s like
NPC: Go to this place to find a thing.
An hour passes.
Navi: LInk, we should go to that place for the thing
But with phi it’s like
NPC: The person is at the thing
Phi: Master, the person is at the thing
NPC: I literally just said that.
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
“I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb”
Lion king has sex, murder, violence, Near canibalism, homosexuality (which alters ratings for BS reasons) AND only one character wears cloths in the entire movie… And that’s for a gag…
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t
I feel like I’m the only one who likes fahrenheit more than celsius. Metric is by far superior, but temperature in metric isn’t based off the same decimal scale as the other units. I like fahrenheit because it’s a good scale for the temperature outside, which is the most common way for describing temperature. 0 is extremely cold and 100 is extremely hot. It’s uncommon to go below zero and it’s uncommon to go above 100. And 50-60 F is a pretty mild/medium temperature.
Were the fuck do you live where 50-60 is “normal?” Here, 70-85 is normal.
My favorite thing about commissioning people is being to scared to actually go through with it and just staring at their email address for an hour!
My favourite thing as not knowing how to reply when they ask what I want.
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What about the Dutch or the Norwegians?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6dd5531cad236915220d16a448e97387/tumblr_n94es1vA181qzcv7no1_500.jpg)
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
dw:
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
“Said” means an exact quote whereas “was like” means you are repeating what they essentially said.
