lizzymodblog:
theauthorman:
bonmod:
lizzymodblog:
The Dutch words for a male cat and a hangover are one and the same.
theauthorman
you laugh, but have you ever slept in the same room as a cat before? the things are goddamn brats whenever it’s night.
i own an especially bratty cat, so yes
owned as in he showed up in my house one day and has refused to leave since
People don’t choose cats, cats choose them.
theredguardian:
armisael:
*blacklists the words x and y*
just try and blacklist THIS

Is that red doing the futterwacken?
My dad didn’t read the label saying ice tea container.
pembrokewkorgi:
prozdvoices:
impcakeando said:
Will you please try to voice act the old Batman comic “Batman’s Boner?” I swear that is the real title of the comic. you can find it on jokeindex or superdickery.

I remember the first time I saw this collection of panels on Superdickery, I was in hysterics.
Read along here.
This is probably the closest I’ll ever get to hearing Mark Hamill say these lines.
I like that e started to giggle at the end
stormphyre:
paranoidgemsbok:
sweetguts:
cool-critters:
King of saxony bird-of-paradise (Pteridophora alberti)
The King of Saxony is a bird in the bird-of-paradise family (Paradisaeidae). It is endemic to montane forest in New Guinea. The bird is sometimes referred to as “Kiss-a-ba” by the natives of Papua New Guinea and Western New Guinea, as a human interpretation of the male’s loud call. Adult males are territorial. The male guards its territory from perches placed in the tops of tall trees, and from these perches sings to compete with males in neighbouring territories. While singing, the male moves his occipital plumes about.
look it’s gabe
YOU MUST HEAR IT
I’m tired and read it as King of Sexy bird
It makes me think of Lokis helm
digitalasslamb:
ahrned:
Fuck you u digital ass lamb
ummm excuse me
Wait, so is the ass of the lamb digital or is it a lamb that was digitally made out of asses?
THESE ARE IMPORTANT DETAILS GUYS!
pembrokewkorgi:
kevinbolk:
strawberrypatty:
kevinbolk:
strawberrypatty:
The latest Ensign Sue
I feel the need to assure my fellow Cumberbatch fans that Kevin suggested this joke. When I read it I was like “Hmmm… Clearly you haven’t seen the bathing suit pictures from when he was shooting Into Darkness. Khan-berbatch has got nothing to complain about”.
But anything that makes Kevin have to draw horrifiedbatch face… Well…. *shrug*
It’s true. My man-crush on Montalbán is so epic it swallows planets. XD
You’ve in love with Montalbán, I’m in love with Cumberbatch. It balances out. We don’t need to reach a Khansensus on this.
Yeah. I guess we sorta KhanSueL each other out.
….
They’re preparing a special room in hell for us because of all the “Khan” and “Sue” puns we helped bring into the world. :D
I just want to say this makes me really happy.
I have nothing against Cumberbatch… in fact I think I’m in love with his voice for Smaug in The Hobbit… I just REALLY HATE Star Trek Into Darkness… A LOT.
I have nothing against cumberbatch and think he is a decent actor, I just don’t think he was fit to be Kahn. Kahn was a warrior. Big and strong. New kahn was more like an assassin. Swift and dexterous.