Silver Tongue

lizzymodblog:

Out of the many voices my thoughts are spoken in, female, male, high, low, none of them ever sound like my own voice. I’ve always wanted to know if that’s normal but I’ve avoided asking anyone in case it isn’t and I get sent to a mental ward. Because everyone on Tumblr belongs in a mental ward anyway, I might as well ask here.

I have many types of voices in my head. One is about as high pitch as gassy mexican when he screams and another is british and one just laughs like a dolphin.

lizzymodblog:

The two voices in my head don’t like eachother. One tells me to punch things, the other tells me to burn them. I compromise by doing both.

Set your fist on fire so when you punch stuff, they catch on fire as well

lizzymodblog:

The two voices in my head don’t like eachother. One tells me to punch things, the other tells me to burn them. I compromise by doing both.

Set your fist on fire so when you punch stuff, they catch on fire as well

why-i-love-comics:
“the X-men meeting the New Teen Titans in “Uncanny X-men and The New Teen Titans: Apokolips… Now!”
“ written by Chris Claremont
pencil by Walt Simonson
ink by Terry Austin
color by Glynis Wein
lettering by Tom Orzechowski
” ”
I...

why-i-love-comics:

the X-men meeting the New Teen Titans in “Uncanny X-men and The New Teen Titans: Apokolips… Now!”

written by Chris Claremont

pencil by Walt Simonson

ink by Terry Austin

color by Glynis Wein

lettering by Tom Orzechowski 

I wanna ship beast storm but it gets in the way of my raven boy ship.

thetripplepppsenpai:

terminator-pinkie-pie:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

snap crackle spock

lmfao

The third one sounds like a scene from drake and josh.

mileaux:
“ rojoninja:
“ trebled-negrita-princess:
“ stfusexists:
“ feminismandpugsarelife:
“ heremotionsickness:
“ Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on...

mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but

ROJO WHAT THE SHIT

ask-celestia-stuff:

ask-captain-rainbow-dash:

Going to Bronycon, guys!

Hahaha…

haha..

ha…

;n;

same story, bro

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pembrokewkorgi:

ironbloodaika:

epicsmashtime:

Epic Retro Time Part 1

I always wanted to make a comic about the characters of Smash Brothers interacting with retro video game characters. I had fun matching them with their 2nd generation counterparts  :).

The next part is going to be a long post so bear with me everyone!

Adorable, funny, and awesome!

Pac-Man is gonna’ fuck yo’ shit up, Kirby!

trinitywings:

foxmittens:

doraisnotafork:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm

hate to burst your bubble, but if you gave this to an artist there is zero chance of you getting laid because I don’t think you would be able to pry them away from this thing of beauty long enough.

^ Reblogging for that comment

masterlygrackle:

a few pictures of Galena i snapped tonight. the last one has a little gnat in the corner.

He popped a power star.