Silver Tongue

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
like
i mean
just look
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
AND FROZEN
i’m so satisfied

Oh my god. Genderbent cruella actually looks pretty rad.

drtanner:

suicunesrider:
uneditededit:
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.

Nah, brah, he is just a time traveler who got real dinos.

I’m hungry.

I’m debating between dennys and tacobell

Whichever one reblogs this first is the one I will go to.

lizzymodblog:

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The gameboy is 25 years old.
I know this because I was born in the same year as the gameboy.
We’re best friends.
Ha, old hag >:y
25 is not old, man.
whateva, whateva, 80’s kid, I’ll just say hag then >:y
I’m not an 80’s kid any more than someone from 1999 is a 90’s kid.

So wat now? you’re one of those fancy schmancy 90s kids?

hotdog-ouroboros:

skeleton-on-the-internet:
deluxetoaster:
sonsofsauron:
deluxetoaster:
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
You gotta skeletone down that anger, friend.
Sounds like somebody got a bone ta pick

I bet in a real fight, OP will be gutless.

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:
history1970s:
jackanthonyfernandez:
emes:
radioheadofficial:
liftingdrifter:
BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
loling about
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand
I love everything about this
how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg
SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD
Wow.

Here’s what you do. Steal five lobsters over eth course of saturday and sunday. Then, steal once a day and leave a lobster where you stole it from. Then when you work up your skills to steal the hope diamond, replace it with a crab. Then hack the security cameras to see the surprise on everyones face when they see the hope diamond is now a crab.

agentrodgers:

vaults:
verylikelypingu:
mustangst:
minahokazuto:
mistynia:
gnarlyninja:
Eren’s mom in snk had the same hair style as the mom in fma
she was doomed from the start
Dead mother trending
bye
are you fuckin kidding me
and so it continues
the generic anime mom side ponytail