50-sharks-of-gray:

The defense is not quite ready, Your Honor.

Is he defending Missingno?

lizzymodblog:

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

i’m so angry

Is it because you don’t get it or you DO get it and you hate yourself for it.

lizzymodblog:

is this prequel adventure

Nah, that kajit was smiling.

How many sides of tumblr are there?

Let’s make a list!

Science side of tumblr

Art side of tumblr

Magic side of tumblr

Car side of tumblr

Food side of tumblr

Animal side of tumblr

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

lizzymodblog:

adurot:

:

Why are you telling me this? Do you think I care?

Alcoholic with pyromaniac tendencies… Where have I heard that before?

shut SHUT SHUT

Stuff catches fire whenever there’s a pun.

That sounds like it gets old really fast.

You would think but it serves as a plot point for one of the most powerful scenes.

lizzymodblog:

adurot:

:

Why are you telling me this? Do you think I care?

Alcoholic with pyromaniac tendencies… Where have I heard that before?

shut SHUT SHUT

Stuff catches fire whenever there’s a pun.

:

Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn’t, but we will never know, because I don’t give enough of a shit to look it up.

It takes place in cyrodill, not skyrim.

jetn:

tranblogger:

guys…

guys

“oh yeah you guys use celcius”

Oh yeah

You can also use teh same chart for the metric system.

lizzymodblog:

adurot:

lizzymodblog:

My cat, Burglar, just brought in a tit he caught; all proud and stuff.

Little guy loves tits.

That’s my boy.

He’s offering you tits because he loves you.

I love people who give me their tits!

Okay, I read this in Pats voice from two best friends.

pembrokewkorgi:

One of the best gags ever done with a brain swap plot

THAT WAS THE BEST SCENE IN THE ENTIRE SERIES!