Silver Tongue

I would like to point out "Because it's my character" takes away the fact that it is a character. The character loses their individuality and in a way 'themselves' so they can by "Yours." They no longer are a character, but something you're controlling. It's not the character making the choices, but you.

ask-factory-scootaloo

rosexknight:

Yes this too! If you’re the one making the choices and not the character making the choices themselves, then the character will never grow.
See, there’s a reason that writers will refer to their characters as real people. It’s because they become real the more you develop them. It’s a cool feeling that you miss out on if you don’t put proper thought into your characters.
JK Rowling never went “Harry Potter is going to be a good flier because he’s my character and I say so.” She went “He’s going to become a good flier because that’s what he’s leaning towards.”

Rick riordan wasn’t like “Percy wasn’t the son of a major god and part of a prophecy because he is my character and I say so” It’s more like “Percy wasn’t the son of a major god and part of a prophecy because Poseidon couldn’t keep his dick in his pants despite the pact he and his brothers made.”

lizzymodblog:

conspicuouslad:
lizzymodblog:
NO, TWILIGHT.
NO, FRIENDSHIP ISN’T MAGIC.
YOU MIGHT THINK FRIENDSHIP IS MAGICAL, SURE.
BUT DON’T GO AROUND SAYING IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME THING.
I CAN’T JUST LEVITATE THINGS BECAUSE I HAVE A FRIEND.
THAT’S CALLED FALSE ADVERTISING.
Sure you can
When your friendship is true
and you focus on the thing you want to move
you can get your friend to do it for you
Magic!
NO THAT IS MANIPULATION.
I UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION.
IT SHARES A COUPLE LETTERS.
BUT THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING.
MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MANIPULATION.

Manipulation is magic!

k17l53:

sugar-soul:
Thanks satan.

But all joking aside, much of satanism is comprised of individualism, free will and equality.

lizzymodblog:

The best part is that the general consensus on the Shyamalan version is that Zuko was the only decently played character.

Iroh was also good. I mean, for the movies standards anyways. Of course any moment that showed he cared for zuko was cut short for more pointless exposition said rather than showed.

lizzymodblog:

unwinona:
McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbye
You guys do realize that McGonagall is gonna die of old age at some point right

No she won’t. She will become the new headmaster and run the school for centuries like dumbledore did until a new threat attacks the school and she will sacrifice herself to save the wizard world.

lizzymodblog:

nomiros:
lizzymodblog:
is it spelled whoa or woah
Probably gif
whoah

I’t pronounced data

Describe yourself in one sentence.

Anonymous

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:
:
Float like a butterfly, sting like a gunshot to the dick.
LIizzie, that’s not cool. You don’t shoot a guy in the dick.
Every enemy has a weak spot.
Some are more obvious than others.
Not taking advantage of them would be wasteful.

You don’t shoot someone in the dick. That is just something you don’t do. You can gouge out their eyes, hook up a car battery to their nipples and hit their crotch with a baseball bat, but you never shoot them in the dick.

alegbra:

kazi-is-amazing:
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
since there’s no circle, does this mean mr. krabs attempted human transmutation
this would explain how he has a whale for a daughter

Well, the plate might have a circle on it and seeing as there’s no ethereal light which presents itself much more obviously with post truth witness alchemy, it seems much more likely.