:

Float like a butterfly, sting like a gunshot to the dick.

LIizzie, that’s not cool. You don’t shoot a guy in the dick.

geardrops:

vulte:

mostafart:

is this even real

EHBLERBBB

oh no

It sounds like dexter mannings girl voice for sanity not included.

totallynotacreaturefan:

I log onto twitter to see this. I bet you Ze has no regrets.

Can we get a base if ze in that position?

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

Goddammit buzzbuzz

jitterbugjive:

Episode IV: A New Thing

Video by: omegeacon-beta

Phhhhht the Master’s evil plan is the best plan yet

Better than that time he tried to destroy the timeline with a talent show

(He actually did that. Like legit, in Doctor Who canon, threw a talent show.)

That master makes me think of the master form fatal curse of death

timeoutwithdoctorwhooves:

Mod: Unfortunately SomewhatEvil recently dropped out as a guest artist, but luckily A-random-mod has offered to take his spot.

Here’s a sample of his artwork.

That will be all for now.

For anyone wondering, the blog that sample is from is discorded-eleventh a blog I made to have a different take on the Doctor being discorded.

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

Is this the blurriest pic of Mike yet?

yes… it is….. we’ve finally found it…….this picture will being going down in history 

This is the best blog ever

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

Bless this post.

jitterbugjive:

the-real-seebs:

restaurant-rants:

planetsxcollide:

violentsandwich:

screaming-at-the-constellations:

That’s fucking cruel

This isn’t fucking funny. My mom has been a waitress almost all of my life and for most of it we lived off of scraps. She worked hard every damn day being paid less than minimum wage to help raise us four kids. All of our meals, all of our clothing, all of our school books, our fucking rent was always paid by tips. Some weeks were better than others but we learned how to make our dimes stretch and now she is doing better, with a manager position where things are more stable for her.
Bakc to the point, don’t any of you ever, EVER FUCKING DO THIS. SPREADING THE WORD OF YOUR RELIGION IS FINE AND DANDY BUT DON’T TO IT AT THE COST OF A SINGLE MOTHER NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED HERSELF SO HER KIDS CAN HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

^^^This

When Christians act like little fucks

I have had online discussions with the people who think this is in any way okay, and boy, was that frustrating.

One of my friends had a lovely solution to the thing where people offer you things like this: Don’t unfold it, don’t even look at it, just put it in your pocket and thank them profusely, explaining how you didn’t know where your next meal was coming from and you’d been praying, and God must have heard them because now you can buy food for your kids.

Yo I’m pretty sure this is considered lying, and lying is a sin.

So, sure, go ahead and sin against your own religion to spread it out, that totally works.

Because clearly, people enjoy being tricked and lied to and given false hope, clearly this will make them want to join your cause.

Ugh.

That is my main problem with religion in general. I hold honesty as the highest value so I get very irate whenever something gives people false hope.

pembrokewkorgi:

I don’t think the statue works that way… But I’ll allow it because it’s kinda awesome.

I like that he gently places it down rather than throwing it like any other giant robot would.