Silver Tongue

klaused:

lifeisducky requested: Jack Sparrow + Hector Barbossa

I really think they are best bros despite all this. Hell, these gifs make them seem like even better bros.

But… How can he read the texts?

But… How can he read the texts?

askdiscordwhooves:

Oh no, what could it be?! Guess you’ll have to wait and see in the next update ;D

[[Today’s guest artist is http://askgeargrindermlp.tumblr.com/]]

I really hope he finds puns library in this universe.

pembrokewkorgi:

obaketchi:

I miss you.

Wow, this is oddly adorable.

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

Why is it more erotic to put cloths on a species that is normally nude?

I fear for the day a member of tumblr becomes a politician.

hoofprint-is-working:

a-random-mod:

hoofprint-is-working:

“This just in. Senator White called Senator Green ‘White sexist cis scum’ for the simple crime of not knowing that Senator White preferred to be called ‘bunself.’”

This just in, Trilby’s made illegal because senator white “finds fedoras to be a misogynistic concept”

Senator Black is undergoing trial for actually being white, even though his last name is ‘Black’. Senator White calls this “Appropriation of the identity of others.” 

Senator white closes down all foreign food places due to cultural appropriation.

I fear for the day a member of tumblr becomes a politician.

hoofprint-is-working:

“This just in. Senator White called Senator Green ‘White sexist cis scum’ for the simple crime of not knowing that Senator White preferred to be called ‘bunself.’”

This just in, Trilby’s made illegal because senator white “finds fedoras to be a misogynistic concept”

jitterbugjive:
“tsuyukomiharu:
“ 眼球舐め
”
woah
”
Is that dissy licking beddys eye?

jitterbugjive:

tsuyukomiharu:

眼球舐め

woah

Is that dissy licking beddys eye?