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lizzymodblog:
An anthology of excerpts from my new cookbook: “Cooking for Fucking Morons”
You should actually do that on kickstarter. I mean, if someone can get 17000 to make potato salad, you can do a bunch more.
No, no, no. Are you kidding? That’s insane! I mean, I can crack a couple jokes, but not nearly enough to fill a whole fucking book.
… Then again, a Hitchhiker’s Guide setup might work. Just have a story that’s regularly interrupted by excerpts from the book…
No! No I couldn’t do that! I’d have to write a story! And tons of jokes! I’m not a writer! No! No way this is happening. No way this’d be funded. No way anyone would buy it. It’s impossible.
Also, I couldn’t write or publish a book without remaining anonymous or using a pseudonym. And people always find out who’s behind a pseudonym. It’s a no-go.
Not happening.

Make it about a chef who has to win the ninja cook off and fight off the evil spice pirates

lizzymodblog:

An anthology of excerpts from my new cookbook: “Cooking for Fucking Morons”

You should actually do that on kickstarter. I mean, if someone can get 17000 to make potato salad, you can do a bunch more.

hirokareo:

Thank you for making this

Damn. There really were a bunch of blues.

heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

Birbs!

lizzymodblog:

are you guys insane
half of the things i just named will get you arrested
the other half are literally impossible on this plane of existence
well except for the haggis one
that really can taste like some mighty fine ass

Pfft. You underestimate the power of human ingenuity and human idiocy.

So between azula-griffon and jitterbugjive I feel more sad for fictional characters than when mufasa died. Congrats you two, you together are more feelbringing than disney.

pembrokewkorgi:

ikuzo-dattebayo:
Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash
I lost it on “the baby”

Me too. I love TBFP.

arminpumpkin:

shintarokissmyassragi:
iwillkilleveryfuckingtitan:
himedereblaze:
treecko007:
rorynoyume:
treecko007:
dragonite-the-fallen-angel:
nishikimi:
cattenkitten:
cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:
beth—wolf:
omegas-maxie:
akeis:
Free them
Free them
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Free them
Free them
Free them
Shut the fuck up
Free them
Free them
FREE THEM
FREE THEM
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jitterbugjive:

mlpartconfessions:
And the worst part is that the most annoying of them and the ones who complain the most are the ones that draw badly. It’s not a big deal that someone steals your art, get over it, deviantart users.
- Anonymous
It’s not a big deal when someone steals your belongings in general right? Riiiight?

I know right? I mean it’s not like you spent hours to make it and want the world to see your unique ideas and characters. Nah, it’s perfectly fine.