Silver Tongue
damnaveragesheep:
“ stripperina:
“ rachellgmh:
“ I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.
”
At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I...

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

As a guy who will hopefully be a father one day, I am gonna make sure my daughter knows how to do these kinds of things.

candycoats:
“ Left 4 Propane 2
”
Haaaaank!

candycoats:

Left 4 Propane 2

Haaaaank!

extradan:

Does this how people think digital art is made

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Does anyone remember that one show? Legend of the hidden temple? Remember yelling at the kids who were fucking up at the shrine of the silver monkey? How the fuck were they so retarded?

So I opened pandoras box. They warned everyone but I was foolish enough to ignore the warnings.

So on youtube these people were complaining that this one song was way too catchy so I was like “Hmm… I should investigate.”

Said song is now stuck song my head.

lizzymodblog:

conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

The worst christmas present I ever got was a DVD of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender.

That was 3 years ago. I still refuse to open the box.

Stream it

ABSOLUTELY NOT

You need to face your demons some day and these are demons that should not be faced alone.

riverdoge:

blackveilbutler:

starkiller-:

laughyourheadoff:

#remember that one time icarly decided to break all the rules and throw a random confused Drake in the middle of one of their scenes? #because i sure do

Omfg.

It just gets cuter and funnier every time you watch it

Judging by their reactions I feel like Drake was just on set one day and decided to run into the scene and do this

skillet-the-creeper:
“ xxhellrosexx:
“ radicalmuscle:
“ kinpunshou:
“ so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
”
Pollen 2 dank
”
It’s the...

skillet-the-creeper:

xxhellrosexx:

radicalmuscle:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Pollen 2 dank

It’s the Moon Moon of bumblebees

God damn it buzz buzz

gamerscootaloo:

*more than 10 games to play*

i need more games :,c

*over 75 games, each with 40+ hours of gamelplay*

Jeeze, I have nothing to play. >:(

jestre:
“bethelionqueen:
“ hawk-windrider:
“ attack-on-free-ronpa:
“ little-missandry:
“ energizerbonnie:
“ I can’t begin to explain my love this picture.
”
I’m sorry. No. This is literally the most misogynistic thing I’ve seen ever.
If you have to...

jestre:

bethelionqueen:

hawk-windrider:

attack-on-free-ronpa:

little-missandry:

energizerbonnie:

I can’t begin to explain my love this picture.

I’m sorry. No. This is literally the most misogynistic thing I’ve seen ever.

If you have to point out that women are the same as men by demeaning them and calling them “sexist, perverts, pigs, assholes, deadbeats, idiots”, then you are a misogynist. End of story.

Demeaning an entire gender is not equality.

Fuck men, and fuck all you MRA scum who reblog this. You’re showing nothing but sexism.

EXCUSE ME YOU ARE USING THE WORD ‘MISOGYNIST’ WRONG.

MISOGYNY IS HAVING AN UNEXPLAINABLE HATRED FOR WOMEN. THIS POST EXEMPLIFIES THAT WOMEN AND MEN CAN BOTH HAVE THESE TRAITS. 

NOW IT’S NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, I’M SURE, BUT THIS IS THE TRUTH. 

EVERYONE CAN BE FUCKED UP AND BAD.

EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY AND GOOD.

NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT DEMEANING THE ENTIRE GENDER OF WOMEN. THEY ARE DEMEANING BOTH, AND ARE SHEDDING LIGHT ONTO THE FACT THAT NOT ALL WOMEN ARE GOOD.

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE BECAUSE YOU MAKE FEMINISM SEEM IRRELEVANT, AND INVALID, BECAUSE YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS IS INCORRECT.

Reblogging for that last comment.

Wow. It’s almost like seeing women as human beings. Little-missandry, you’re the fucking misogynist.

Meanwhile people don’t bother looking at little-missandry’s blog to find out it’s a parody blog.

Funny, right?