So, whenever I play town of salem, I can guess evil people with a 79% accuracy. Last game, I called out 2 maf and got them lynched purely on a gut feeling and they were so pissed. They accused me of cheating and it was hilarious. and there was even this one part.
maf; Go fuck yourself.
Me: I will thank you very much. But do you want me to bring you some pretzels for your salt?
Anywho, I trust my gut a lot.
“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””
Wow.
This might actually work is all prisons as a rehabilitation program.
If I was a Hannibal style killer put in a glass cell, I would adopt a cat just so I can sit in a chair, petting it and looking even more like a villain.
Wait a second, am I tripping balls?
HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Sometimes life is just beautiful.
That is amazing.
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
The sex would be
OUT OF THIS WORLDGET OUT
OF THIS WORLD
Does anyone else see a face in the sheets and pillows? Like one with an open happy mouth.
Ron always just ****ing knows
If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!
#AU where Ron is actually a great prophet but no one ****ing knows it#and when they find out#Ron is torn between being pissed as **** and thinking it’s hilarious
There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!
What if Ron and Hermione say the same thing? Who is right then?
can we talk about how they’re sitting around with beer and take-out chinese but there are fucking candles lit like they don’t want to ruin the ambiance of this fine dining experience and Rhodey and Tony have the nerve to be dressed the fuck up in suits with ties for this shit
Hey, Mjolnir can sit wherever the fuck it wants.
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
So Awesome!
That last bit tho. XD
I’m glad this was back on my dash
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH
wat
MY CAT BARKS WHEN HE’S REALLY ANGRY, I SWEAR 8|
I NEEDED THIS VIDEO TODAY
Perfect.
literally the best thing
I played this and our dog got really upset and started barking back at the video =P
OMG! I played this and my dogs started barking like crazy. It was like it personally offended them.
This is messed up that people are making fun of a dog. It may be in a cats body but it is still a dog. And that society shames it to the point where it feels the need to conform to society standards is fucked up.Let this cat be a dog if it identifies as a dog. Let this dog be who it wants to be.
