Silver Tongue

It’s official. “It looks like gen III” is the most offensive thing someone can say to an mlp artist.

lizzymodblog:
“darklyspectre:
“ victran:
“ triedandtruetomyself:
“ Suppressor got some heat last trip.
”
beautiful
”
Disgusting
”
neutral opinion
”
Indifference

lizzymodblog:

darklyspectre:

victran:

triedandtruetomyself:

Suppressor got some heat last trip.

beautiful

Disgusting

neutral opinion

Indifference

As a catholic, the bible is enough proof for me that Jesus was the Son of God.

jitterbugjive:

I aint gonna judge whatever you believe

Though I do admit some things in the Bible are downright hilarious. Like the talking ass and God killing a dude for pulling out during sex. That’s comedy gold.

Some guys wife turned to salt because he looked at a gay guy

the-nipperman:
“ cryogenic-nixon:
“ the mountain dew facebook page is dumb
”
are you team nerd or team nerd?
”
What about team x∆◯▘
Or team ┼ break your wrist?

the-nipperman:

cryogenic-nixon:

the mountain dew facebook page is dumb

are you team nerd or team nerd?

What about team x∆◯▘
Or team ┼ break your wrist?

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

your dick is shrinking

Your moms dick is shrinking

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

Not to mention that some of the adults he tried to help were complete nutjobs.

micthemicrophone:

haku1013:

I love everything about this

That was utterly fantastic.