My collection is growing

albinon-art:

Ya know, sometimes I can’t tell if a person on Skype who’s on Do Not Disturb had it set on and forgot about it, or they really just don’t want to be disturbed.

I have it set up so I don’t have to hear the skype noises

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

Science tumblr to the rescue.
While the multiverse theory states that there is a universe for everything, there IS most likely a universe where nobody knows of the multiverse theory essentially meaning it doesn’t exist. Just as there IS most likely a universe where everything ends up being a paradox with itself.

tenaflyviper:

typewryter:

Hehehe, Cyanide and Happiness at the funny again

Why do I feel like I just watched the sad future of any number of tumblr users?

As a hex gendered water alpacca from the savanah plannet in the ice demension, I find this offensive

themidwifeisin:

Check in at TheMidwifeIsIn.tumblr.com if you have any other questions.

fencer-x:

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

It’s times like this that I wish I had a decent smartphone

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raybutts:

thisisjefficus:

THIS IS SO HELPFUL

REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.