If there’s anything I’ve learned over the years, it’s that the life of a cynic is far easier, because cynics don’t get sad when things inevitably go to hell. Cynics just get mildly disappointed, roll their eyes and some will say they saw it coming in a tone of voice that almost counts as masturbation.
Life is just easier when you don’t expect much from people. This is because people are shit. Yes, I’ve met a lot of people over the years, and they were all shit. He’s shit, she’s shit, they’re shit, I’m shit. When I go out to a crowded plaza, I wonder who left all this shit around. Everybody wakes up in their shit beds, drives their shit cars to their shit workplaces, afterwards coming back to their shit homes to fuck their shit spouses. We live in Shit City, Shitland, Planet Shit (population: shit).
And if you’re reading this, thinking “Yes indeed, you’re right! People ARE shit! And realising that makes me a little less shitty”, then you are double shit, Mr. Shithead.
Oh, excuse me, that was uncalled for.
You might have been a Ms. Shithead instead.
My government told me in front if the class that I am extremely cynical because I said that no matter who we vote for, some A-hole only out for themselves will be put in office. I told him that he was just too naive.
I don’t like blogs where it’s like “oh, they can change their gender at will because they are a unicorn and have a spell for that” because it canonically takes a lot of magic to do a gender swap spell. So much magic that Twilight, the element of magic, had to make it seem real with smoke and mirrors… Well, smoke anyways… But it would take a really powerful pony to be able to do it. Hell, the only one I can actually see being able to pull it off is discord because his magic isn’t the same as normal magic.
So I enter a different stream, hang around a while, and then the streamer gets pissed at me for explaining how someone was misusing the word “senpai”, accused me of not understanding how slang works, banned me from the stream, unfollowed all my blogs and set my account to ignore.
I’m really on a roll today.
I had the same reaction when someone unfollowed me for reblogging some of your posts
You know, the ‘freaking out fans’ that make me laugh the most are the ones who are literally going “Don’t get drunk you’ll end up pregnant again!!”
Which totally makes sense when everyone getting drunk is 3 females in total.
And this isn’t Trixieverse rules where Sweetie can change genders at will with unicorn magic, she isn’t powerful enough to do that (heck, hardly any pony is).
So like, what, is the hay in the barn going to get them pregnant? Cause even if they had sex with each other, a new baby showing up isn’t even within the realm of possibility xD
The only male within about three miles (That’s how far I think the farm is from ponyville) is big mac and i am pretty sure he wouldn’t have sex with any of the CMC.
So I’ve done some research and, in total, an average of 27813.6 pieces of fan art are made for people who are not me every day. That, while I get maybe 1 piece of fan art per week, if I’m lucky.
Now, using some complicated math, we can arrive to the conclusion that that… is total bullshit. Clearly, those two numbers should be equal. The conclusion? I’m being discriminated against.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
