Silver Tongue
hey-sass-butt:
“ scuttlebuggy:
“ trashchocolate:
“ 55595472:
“ eighttwotwopointthreethree:
“ the-half-boy:
“ I LIKE IT
”
I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS
”
The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a...

hey-sass-butt:

scuttlebuggy:

trashchocolate:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

HOW DO I AUDITION 

dream job

$29 TICKETS

I would love to see this.

Ahhh. What a day on dark RP. 

First I was a swat officer and we took down some mercs in their fortress. Then I decided to become a dirty cop and went to the bar that sold guns under the table. I blackmailed them to let me use their back room for my money printer but we were called to fight the mercs again. So I quit being a SWAT officer and became a drug dealer. I gave the bar some drugs to sell as rent because I wasn’t really an officer anymore so now the bar sold guns, drugs and printed money.I eventually got multiple printers and upgraded them all and then the bar closed. So I ran for mayor. I was a good mayor for a while until they found out about my money and drug history. I was arrested and committed suicide in jail.

It sounds like the plot of an okay B movie.

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ask-celestia-stuff:

Dat eyebrow

thestarlingscalling:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

Bendandsnap Custardbath is probably one of the best named people on the planet

ayothewuisback:

White peoples’ definition of racism is hurt feelings, instead of what it actually is, and that’s systematic destruction of an ethnic group. Understand that, and then you’ll understand why racism doesn’t “go both ways”.

Racism actually DOES go both ways. Just as there are white people who discriminate ethnicities, there are many ethnicities that hate people just for being white.

magnass:

lieutenantbtorres:

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we all know why they are so cautious

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mr-egbutt:
“ WAKE UP POTTER WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO ”

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

nikkysclit:
“ Can you not?
”

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

Is that bolt?

Is that bolt?