-core as a suffix serves the exact same function as -esque and yet they throw tomatoes at me when i say something is kafkacore
kafkastuck
(the tomatoes stop midair and change direction) (they are now hurtling towards YOU)
Apparently the blue haired girl from the Tramp Stamps is dating her cousin??
Each new thing I learn about the Tramp Stamps is against my will and somehow even wilder than the information that had been forced upon me before.
IM-
incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website
tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4















