harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
Excuse you.
Excuse you
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
We are all friends
NO OKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS EPISODE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CARTOON ABOUT HOW ASH ADOPTS CHARMADER RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD
ASH AND GANG FIND THIS LITTLE GUY, SICK AND INJURED ON THIS FUCKING ROCK AFTER HEARING THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG TRAINER BRAGGING THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CHARMANDER BECAUSE HE WAS WEAK. AND CHARMANDER IS LOYAL AS FUCK SO HE’S WAITING AND WAITING AND HIS TRAINER THINGS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE HE’S A TOTAL ASSHOLE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW A CHARMANDER’S TAIL FLAME WORKS? WELL LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU. IF HIS FLAME GOES OUT, HE FUCKING DIES.
SO ASH AND GANG RUSH TO SAVE CHARMANDER BECAUSE IT’S RAINING FUCKING HARD, AND WHEN THEY GET THERE HE’S BEING ATTACKED BY SOME SHITTY BIRD POKEMON AND HE’S STRUGGLING SO HARD TO STAY ALIVE AND HE’S HOLDING THIS LITTLE FUCKING LEAF OVER HIS TAIL FLAME WHICH IS SO SMALL AND ABOUT TO GO OUT
AND LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD ME IS JUST FUCKING HYSTERICALLY CRYING OVER THIS FUCKING CHARMANDER AND THE CRUELTY OF MAN
FUCK THIS EPISODE
dude, everyone cried at that episode. It’s even worse than bye bye butterfree.
So gmod just made me scared. I got a termina map for gmod and it had clocktown and termina field and other stuff and the moon and weather were accurate, but there was one thing that I didn’t like. There was nobody. No enemies and no npcs at all I was like “yeah, I expected it” but it was still scary. Then I fell in a hole with the map creators credits. and ling was sitting on a stump looking at the fierce deity mask all freaky. Then came night of the third day. The moon was massive but the door to the top of the clock tower would no open. I started freaking out as the moon came closer and the final hours theme played. I started throwing grenades at the door and hitting it with a rocket launcher but it wouldn’t. Then came silence. There was no sky, only the moon. It scared me. Mainly because I know I should have been able to stop this and also because I felt so alone. That map is serious creepypasta fuel.
10/10 would play again.
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
You mean sit up?
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.
HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE
SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.
SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.
SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?
SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE
WHAT DO I DOSUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS..
SUSAN THE MEETING WAS AN HOUR AGO, WHERE WERE YOU?
Anonymous
“It’s not like there are many pony blogs.” - Anonymous, 2014
Lad, seriously, how many do there need to be for you to start calling it “many”? A million or two? Damn it, man.
Not to mention there are ones where it takes days to read the whole thing from start to finish.
North Korea calls Hollywood film ‘act of war,’ demands US ban its release
Pyongyang on Wednesday condemned an upcoming Hollywood film starring actors James Franco and Seth Rogen — who play characters caught up in a plot to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong Un — as an “act of war.”
The reclusive communist country has vowed to unleash a “merciless countermeasure” if the U.S. government fails to ban the movie’s release.
Can you imagine if World War III started over some shitty James Franco movie
Can you imagine WWIII NOT happening over a shitty franco film?
I actually have gotten some hate messages on the subject of females masturbating to MLP porn. Which is ridiculous because they don’t even do that.
Uh…
Porn is not sexist. It appeals to all genders. Anyone has the capacity to masturbate to anything. Just recently, I masturbated to the thought of becoming a 4 breasted hermaphrodite dog demon with a horse cock… That is normal for me…
