Silver Tongue

Me and aginpro play oracle of seasons

Am I youtube famous yet?

Me: UGH WHY DID I GROW MY HAIR SO LONG IT'S SO HOT AND ITCHY AND IN THE WAY AND OW IT TUGS ON EVERYTHING AND I SPEND SO MUCH MONEY OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE AND IT KNOTS SO EASILY AND I HATE IT AND UGH IT SUCKS
Person: Then cut it off.
Me: DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING SAY THAT YOU IGNORTANT SALMON

owlmylove:

shslequius:

“Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”

what have you done

This absolutely changes everything.

goldenblackhawk:
“thedevaryder:
“ Can’t tell if goldenblackhawk is just so tall…Or submit4immortal is just so short? Also, Kevin is so kawaii
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Just tall.
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Oh god, aleks has amazing hair.

goldenblackhawk:

thedevaryder:

Can’t tell if goldenblackhawk is just so tall…Or submit4immortal is just so short? Also, Kevin is so kawaii

Just tall.

Oh god, aleks has amazing hair.

umhi-im-alexis:

yellow-dart:

yonceyall:

All of these are very important.

these are so important. yes.

No I don’t think this has been stressed enough: these are really important.

Also, stop listening to terrible relationship advice from people like taylor swift who gets a new mate every other month and from twilight where he messed with what little emotion she had to the point where she tried to kill herself. That is no the sign of a healthy relationship.

pembrokewkorgi:

I find this video interesting, disturbing, and oddly relaxing all at the same time.

You think Ms. Frizzle would make a good companion for The Doctor? Or would it end in tragedy like if she brought the kids along for a little field trip?

jitterbugjive:

what are you talking about

she’s pretty obviously a time lord with her own companions that she’s damn good at taking care of, she don’t need no Doctor

I think her timelord name would be the Teacher

For all the people asking about RD, Fluttershy, Sweetie Belle, or Applebloom

babyscoots:

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In the show It is unknown when RD moved to ponyville (the only mention of it was in “Pinkie Pride” Only stating her birthday.) And Scootaloo doesn’t meet the rest of the CMC until “Call of the cutie.”, as such they will appear in this blog. Except if I have something that included Rainbow dash.

Well, she meets sweetiebelle before applebloom, but it’s not until after most of the foals in their class have their cutiemark.

darkdoxy:
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hoofprint-is-working:

usagi-zakura:

jitterbugjive:

I mean at best for Derpy we know these facts-

She doesn’t speak often

She has a lazy eye

She’s clumsy

If anything you can say maybe she’s a selective mute with strabismus and poor depth perception.

The rest is just pure speculation without evidence.

Thank you. I did a huge rant about Derpy a while ago because bronies can be really annoying with their headcanons<.></.>

It’s worse when they decide on a personality for her. If you run an ask blog and she doesn’t meet their very specific idea of how she acts, then you will receive HATE! On MASS! It’s crazy.

Top that off with every Doctor Whooves blog being targeted if they don’t have Derpy. 

My headcanon is that her eyes are like that because she looked into the heart of the TARDIS which also made her a supergenious (Because she saw the whole of time and space) but it’s only in spurts of genius. other than that, she’s pretty normal, other than her eyes messing with her coordination.