I finished cleaning after a good fapp literally 30 seconds before my dad came home. I know? Because I paused the video I started after I was done at 29 seconds.
Turn your floor into a cushy soft RPG ⊟
These “Quest Mat” sets are amazing! Each set comes with soft tiles of pixelated grass, forest, stair, etc. images that let you build your own RPG map on your floor!
JList has four different sets (A, B, C, C, D) for $6.85 each.
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Anyone else thinking of playing big D&D?
Oh boy do I have SO MANY stories for this…
I deliver pizzas and this person began to complain that their pizza (which had a bunch of veggies and meat) had no meat. He also insisted that he paid via credit card when the reciept clearly was for cash. He yelled at the people in the call center and I had to point to the meat for him. I pointed to ham, sausage and hamburger meat. He demanded another pizza but the call center person said that if he continues to act this rude, we will no longer serve him. He got mad and paid just enough for it. I was now in a bad mood but as I was in my car about to drive away, his wife was nice enoguh to give me a fifteen dollar tip for the trouble her husband caused.
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
Don’t forget to use your indoor plumbing and the light of your lightbulbs powered by electricity.
Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video here.
sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow
It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.
#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people
Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.
*quietly facepalms forever*
I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods. You can make anything sound gross if you want to.
Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!
Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!
Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!
… Wait what… The last one… WHAT?!
Yeast. It’s called yeast.
Did you know that blue cheese uses a type of mold and feta comes from goats?
Did you know that yogurt is full of bacteria?
Did you know that tomatoes are related to nightshade, a poisonous plant?
Added an art button on my blog so now you can see all the art related stuff I’ve done over that last year and a half.

