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Blackbeard Black flag is one of the few videogames that made me cry. |
Apparently not because people still insist that ubisoft never made a female assassin.
A greatly dramatized version of Ubisoft’s super-fun development choices.
It’s 2014, y’all. I can create robot ladies in Destiny. You can wear both genders’ clothing in the Saints Row games. Y’all had playable female characters in your multiplayer and you’re telling me now it’s too much work? For the protagonist of your story? On your dev team of several hundreds of people with nine studios working on it?
Ok. Sure, man.
Ok but please don’t put blame on the animators for this. All they do is animate what they’re told to. If they went back to their superior saying “this is too hard I don’t wanna”, they’ll be fired for sure. This comic should instead be about the top dogs at the studios. They’re the ones that ultimately determine what will be in the game.
Animators are so soooo far down the pipeline their opinion on girls would never matter in the grand scheme of a game.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin’s_Creed_III:_Liberation
(I’ve actually bookmarked this link because I’ve had to use is so often)
No luck finding Burglar’s owner yet.
Because cat’s don’t have owners. They have slaves. And burger chose you to be the new slave.
On today’s edition of “Unnecessarily Gendered Products”
Girls can’t wear sunglasses. SCIENCE
are you fucking kidding me i am SO PUMPED FOR PRINCESS FUCKIN GOLDFISH
well
as much as I am against unnecessarily gendered products
this doesn’t say it’s for girls anywhere, and the other doesn’t say it’s for boys
you’re kinda just„. assuming one is specifically for girls because it’s pink and has a princess theme
so YOURE THE ONE PERPETRATING STEREOTYPES
WHERE CAN I FIND THEM!? I WANT ONE NOW!
It’s (Character) but he/she is gender swapped
It’s (Character) but he/she is older/younger
It’s (Character) but he/she is a different species
It’s (Character) but he/she is discorded
It’s (Character) but he/she was traumatized some way
It’s (Character) but he/she lives in a version of equestria that’s slightly different
every fandom had that one ship that makes absolutely no sense canonically but somehow a lot of the fandom ships it
vinyltavia and rarijack
my friend just sent this to me with no context
how the FUCK am i supposed to fall asleep knowing this man exists
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin’s_Creed_III:_Liberation |
