mario is luigi’s number one fan
i love how none of the gems have titties
rose quartz
rose quartz saw a human girl with titties and went ‘oh fuck i want those too’ and that’s why she has them
the only reason any other gems have them is bc when they heard about rose quartz they saw her with them and shapeshifted too #queenofinventingtitties
amethyst literally has a window on her shirt and theres clearly no tiddy

I’m sorry but now I’m just laughing XDD
the guy who tried to sell Obi-Wan space drugs was named Sleezebaggio
And the spacer drugs were called death sticks.
Look, I like a lot of the prequels, but Star Wars is RIDICULOUS and the sooner you stop looking for narrative genius in them, the happier you’ll be.





